"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
A comic for every young SoSuave newbie/RAFC (veterans will like it too)
- Thread starter MetalFortress
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
LuvMyArmyMan
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you rock :cheer: :wave:
I just think this one is funny
:kick:
I just think this one is funny
:kick:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
NYC Dude
Master Don Juan
Sinfest is hilarious.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
RaWBLooD
Master Don Juan
can u link directly to game?Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I also found a kewl cartoon game for you guys to play
Click here
Laterz...
i only see a picture there.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
rofl:cheer:
its not a flash game.
its a html based game.
look below, theres a "text message received" link.
I played my normal game and ended up "kithing" with the unattractive girl..
-which was almost true to life..
(except when i clicked unattractive i pretended she was 7, and the attractive was 9)
its a html based game.
look below, theres a "text message received" link.
I played my normal game and ended up "kithing" with the unattractive girl..
-which was almost true to life..
(except when i clicked unattractive i pretended she was 7, and the attractive was 9)
brucevangeorge
Banned
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
ROFL! That game is SO FUNNY!
ROFL! That game is SO FUNNY!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
:crackup:
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
w00t w00t I hooked up with the interesting girl at the party
Blue Phoenix
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