"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A bit of a problem here, this broad wont stop texting while we're together

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So its like this, she works and goes to school so we dont get to see each other often. Twice a week and no more than an hour for each meeting. She isn't my girl but i've already sexed her and have gotten sucked on a few occasions. The problem I have with this chick is she takes time out of our conversation to text message other people. The first time I asked her who it was she told me it was her "sister", the second time I leaned over to see and she turned the phone towards her so i couldnt see. I grabbed her hand and looked and saw it was a dude and said "its her sisters boyfriend and he keeps asking me questions about her", LOL shes also most likely a *****mouthed liar.

Here's my problem. She can talk to whoever she wants since shes not my woman, I just rather that she did it on her own time and not while we're together. I need some don juan advice on how to handle such a situation. My first reaction was to give her a backhand slap to the mouth and take the phone away but its not 1950 and im sure such a thing wont go over well with the police. I expressed that i didnt like at and got an excuse of why she had to text. Toss me some ideas on how to handle this sperm bucket.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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jophil28

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MyTeamSupreme said:
Toss me some ideas on how to handle this sperm bucket.
Find yourself another receptacle for your unwanted sperm.
 

Maximus Rex

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MyTeamSupreme said:
Here's my problem. She can talk to whoever she wants since shes not my woman,
Pay close attention to what you just said. Now apply that philosphy accordingly. Next time you're out, use her as a wingwoman to sarge other chicks and impliment a freeze out.
 

vatoloco

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MyTeamSupreme said:
I expressed that i didnt like at and got an excuse of why she had to text.
Her IL in texting is higher than her IL in you. For some women, depending on their ILs and level of AW, you will never be more important than their phone. You asked. She refused. Next.


Toss me some ideas on how to handle this sperm bucket.
Find a new one.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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vatoloco

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Expanded version:

Her Interest Level in texting is higher than her Interest Level in you. [In other words, to her, spending time on her phone is more important than spending time with you.] For some women, depending on their Interest Levels and level of Attention Whore[ness], you will never be more important than their phone. [That is, you will not be able to replace and/or provide the levels of attention they so desperately need (both in real life and online) and therefore you will be relegated to 3rd, 4th or 5th place in their lives.]

;)
 

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Yep, its an issue of control, and an issue of high interest level.

Next time SHE CALLS YOU, tell her, in a low key voice, that youre "not into"
women who bring along a cell phone on a date.


"Leave it at home" or dont call me. I dont like wasting my time"

Then the balls in her court.

Dont waste another second until she apologizes, proposes to take YOU
to dinner, and leaves it at home.

Otherwise, NEXT
 
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