"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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A 22 year old girl told me something that made me feel really crappy.

Forty0ztoFreedom

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I thought the same thing one time. I was sure I was terrible and that would be the end of it, and on top of that I was wasted . . but I saw the girl about a month later and she was still all over me. Unfortunately I wasn't really into her, but there ya go. Its not a 100% end-all be-all deal breaker.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ATX1001

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I had a massive sex drive in my early 20's. I went out with a girl who had a similar sex drive and we f*cked a minimum of 3 times per day, every day for the first 3 months. Oftentimes even more (record was 6). At the end of 3 months, the both of us got kinda bored doing it 3 times per day, so we dropped back to 2, then 1. We both did get a lot better from it.

Anyway, she's full of ****. 5-7 times per day during her period? yeah right..
 

Mantis Toboggan

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TKool said:
I have this mental complex that a girl will know I don't have experience and she won't stick around because to give me experience.
Well it's a stupid mental complex to have. Get over it. It's obvious that whining about it isn't helping.
 

radiodude

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This girl is either being humorous and you're missing it, or she's just so full of it that she can't even tell reality from make-believe. Worst part is, you actually believed it.

15,000- 20,000 times in 7 years? LOL!!!

....No...sorry, didn't happen.

There are people who have awesome skills, are very attractive and who have a very active social life who don't even get in the 1000 range in that amount of time.

Please quit believing everything someone tells you.
 
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