"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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9 year old writes a book on dating.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Forty0ztoFreedom

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Heh. . There are a few things in the DJ bible about acting like you did as a kid, when it comes to girls. I wonder if this thing doesn't actually have something useful.
 

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Meh. Do I really need dating advice from someone who hasn't even grown his first pube?:rolleyes:
 

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Love this comment!

TylerMorris wrote:

I'm 10 years old and I’ve seen enough TV shows and movies to know that if you want to be a romance guy, you’re supposed to take your girlfriend out to an expensive restaurant, where weird guys walk around the tables playing violins while you’re trying to eat. Women actually like this, so whatever you do, don’t punch the violin guys. Instead, you should hold your girlfriend’s hand across the table, look deep into her eyes and say romance things. It’s probably best to wait until the violin guys are playing near the people sitting at the next table, so they won’t overhear you and laugh.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I saw this kid on TV. Most of us were like that at one time, but you grow up and start developing fears of what people think and changing and thinking more and a lot of confidence and not caring slips away
 

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mpimpin said:
I saw this kid on TV. Most of us were like that at one time, but you grow up and start developing fears of what people think and changing and thinking more and a lot of confidence and not caring slips away
Unfortunately enough, that is the sad truth... :(
 
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