"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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9 million young Americans too fat to fight

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They are too fat to join the army but are fat enough to float and join the navy :whistle:
 

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Thank god we are ushering in an error of robot weaponry. Can't wait till skynet goes online.
 

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Most young people in America are fat. Yet, horny American boys see lots of "hot" girls. Shows you the tricks that your mind can play on you.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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BigJimbo said:
Most young people in America are fat. Yet, horny American boys see lots of "hot" girls. Shows you the tricks that your mind can play on you.
lol say what??

I dunno about you but me and every American teenage guy I know puts fat girls in the unfvckable list immediately.


And that would be bullsh1t if I was drafted and some fatass got away from serving because of his weight
 

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i think this is one of the reason "jailbait" is so popular.

women stop becoming hourglasses and start becoming poppped biscuit cans the older they get.

i would take a in shape, defined 28-30 year old 10 days a week over a 17 year old jailbait.

the problem is, you don't see very many 28-30 year old in shape women anymore.

but in high school lots of women do things, they are drill team, they are cheerleaders, they go out, they walk around, they may take gymnastics.

i'm thinking back and damn near every girl I dated in high school did SOMETHING. rather it was be in the band, be a cheerleader, be on drill team, play soccer, something. anything.
 

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I feel sorry for the guys getting out of college in 10-20 years from now. Every year that passes by you will see more and more fat chicks.

It is so bad now that the only non-fat chicks that I see are the high schoolers in any big store I go to. Whether it be home depot, waltmart, kmart etc.
 

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Down here (Australia) it's just as bad.

There are so few healthy & fit females. If they're not fat, they're starving themselves so they could stay thin, but the result is that they're very unhealthy and always get sick.

I'm planning my way out of Australia and this is one primary reason!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Unfortunately I'm an Asian who's into big boobs and thick hips / butts.

Asian girls in Asia are becoming those weird creatures with teenage boy's body (no boobs, no butts) and big anime-head. They're trying so hard to look cartoonish cute that they've become boner-killers.
 

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Good news for the navy. Plenty of torpedos that can be used to smash enemy ships.
 

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Sir Psycho Sexy said:
And that would be bullsh1t if I was drafted and some fatass got away from serving because of his weight
Being a fatass won't save you from the draft. They'd put you on reduced rations at boot camp and make you lose weight.
 

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Dust 2 Dust said:
Being a fatass won't save you from the draft. They'd put you on reduced rations at boot camp and make you lose weight.
but not until they meet proper weight requirements, either min or max, would they get shipped out?
 
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