"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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9 million young Americans too fat to fight

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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They are too fat to join the army but are fat enough to float and join the navy :whistle:
 

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Thank god we are ushering in an error of robot weaponry. Can't wait till skynet goes online.
 

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Most young people in America are fat. Yet, horny American boys see lots of "hot" girls. Shows you the tricks that your mind can play on you.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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BigJimbo said:
Most young people in America are fat. Yet, horny American boys see lots of "hot" girls. Shows you the tricks that your mind can play on you.
lol say what??

I dunno about you but me and every American teenage guy I know puts fat girls in the unfvckable list immediately.


And that would be bullsh1t if I was drafted and some fatass got away from serving because of his weight
 

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i think this is one of the reason "jailbait" is so popular.

women stop becoming hourglasses and start becoming poppped biscuit cans the older they get.

i would take a in shape, defined 28-30 year old 10 days a week over a 17 year old jailbait.

the problem is, you don't see very many 28-30 year old in shape women anymore.

but in high school lots of women do things, they are drill team, they are cheerleaders, they go out, they walk around, they may take gymnastics.

i'm thinking back and damn near every girl I dated in high school did SOMETHING. rather it was be in the band, be a cheerleader, be on drill team, play soccer, something. anything.
 

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I feel sorry for the guys getting out of college in 10-20 years from now. Every year that passes by you will see more and more fat chicks.

It is so bad now that the only non-fat chicks that I see are the high schoolers in any big store I go to. Whether it be home depot, waltmart, kmart etc.
 

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Down here (Australia) it's just as bad.

There are so few healthy & fit females. If they're not fat, they're starving themselves so they could stay thin, but the result is that they're very unhealthy and always get sick.

I'm planning my way out of Australia and this is one primary reason!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Unfortunately I'm an Asian who's into big boobs and thick hips / butts.

Asian girls in Asia are becoming those weird creatures with teenage boy's body (no boobs, no butts) and big anime-head. They're trying so hard to look cartoonish cute that they've become boner-killers.
 

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Good news for the navy. Plenty of torpedos that can be used to smash enemy ships.
 

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Sir Psycho Sexy said:
And that would be bullsh1t if I was drafted and some fatass got away from serving because of his weight
Being a fatass won't save you from the draft. They'd put you on reduced rations at boot camp and make you lose weight.
 

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Dust 2 Dust said:
Being a fatass won't save you from the draft. They'd put you on reduced rations at boot camp and make you lose weight.
but not until they meet proper weight requirements, either min or max, would they get shipped out?
 
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