El Payaso
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
8 Things To Never Say To Your Girlfriend
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I would agree with all of them with the exception of only one.
The first 7 are understandable, but look at #8:
The first 7 are understandable, but look at #8:
...Seriously? No. If a woman is wrong and being illogical or irrational, I will calmly tell her this. If she continues to annoy me, she'll be ignored until she realizes the error of her ways.
What did you expect? It was written by a woman..Sino Zane said:
as the majority of staff on the internet about relationships. That's probably one of many reasons why so many man are beta faggots, listening relationship advices written by woman
No.Danny
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Oh yes yes. All so valid.
Following these tips I'll be in the LJBF zone in no time!
Following these tips I'll be in the LJBF zone in no time!
Women are always right. This is FACT, and we are not to be questioned. You may, foolishly, disagree on this point (which makes you wrong), but if you want a quiet life, always just accept that your girlfriend is right about everything.
ROTFLMAO. This is the exact, polar opposite of being good with women. This is a perfect, crystal-clear distillation of how girly men think.
Totally laughable, LMAO.
ROTFLMAO. This is the exact, polar opposite of being good with women. This is a perfect, crystal-clear distillation of how girly men think.
Totally laughable, LMAO.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
VladPatton
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#9:
Your Sister Is Mad Hot!
Your Sister Is Mad Hot!
PeasantPlayer
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I'll say what I want