El Payaso
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
8 Things To Never Say To Your Girlfriend
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I would agree with all of them with the exception of only one.
The first 7 are understandable, but look at #8:
The first 7 are understandable, but look at #8:
...Seriously? No. If a woman is wrong and being illogical or irrational, I will calmly tell her this. If she continues to annoy me, she'll be ignored until she realizes the error of her ways.
What did you expect? It was written by a woman..Sino Zane said:
as the majority of staff on the internet about relationships. That's probably one of many reasons why so many man are beta faggots, listening relationship advices written by woman
No.Danny
Master Don Juan
Oh yes yes. All so valid.
Following these tips I'll be in the LJBF zone in no time!
Following these tips I'll be in the LJBF zone in no time!
Women are always right. This is FACT, and we are not to be questioned. You may, foolishly, disagree on this point (which makes you wrong), but if you want a quiet life, always just accept that your girlfriend is right about everything.
ROTFLMAO. This is the exact, polar opposite of being good with women. This is a perfect, crystal-clear distillation of how girly men think.
Totally laughable, LMAO.
ROTFLMAO. This is the exact, polar opposite of being good with women. This is a perfect, crystal-clear distillation of how girly men think.
Totally laughable, LMAO.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
#9:
Your Sister Is Mad Hot!
Your Sister Is Mad Hot!
PeasantPlayer
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I'll say what I want