El Payaso
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
8 Things To Never Say To Your Girlfriend
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I would agree with all of them with the exception of only one.
The first 7 are understandable, but look at #8:
The first 7 are understandable, but look at #8:
...Seriously? No. If a woman is wrong and being illogical or irrational, I will calmly tell her this. If she continues to annoy me, she'll be ignored until she realizes the error of her ways.
What did you expect? It was written by a woman..Sino Zane said:
as the majority of staff on the internet about relationships. That's probably one of many reasons why so many man are beta faggots, listening relationship advices written by woman
No.Danny
Master Don Juan
Oh yes yes. All so valid.
Following these tips I'll be in the LJBF zone in no time!
Following these tips I'll be in the LJBF zone in no time!
Women are always right. This is FACT, and we are not to be questioned. You may, foolishly, disagree on this point (which makes you wrong), but if you want a quiet life, always just accept that your girlfriend is right about everything.
ROTFLMAO. This is the exact, polar opposite of being good with women. This is a perfect, crystal-clear distillation of how girly men think.
Totally laughable, LMAO.
ROTFLMAO. This is the exact, polar opposite of being good with women. This is a perfect, crystal-clear distillation of how girly men think.
Totally laughable, LMAO.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
#9:
Your Sister Is Mad Hot!
Your Sister Is Mad Hot!
PeasantPlayer
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I'll say what I want