"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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50 Shades of Grey - Cheat Sheet

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Being married, I can't use this information to it's full potential. But for you single guys, you need to use the following info for flirting purposes. Disclaimer: I have not read the books, but have learned a lot about them from my wife and female friends. Practically every woman in the United States is reading this book right now. This info should be good for the next 6 months or so. You can thank me later. :)

Know the following:

1) There are 3 books. Most women will at least read the first one. Ask them how many they've read
2) When talking about 50 Shades of Grey, and you get a response from a woman, make sure to use the phrase "Oh my!" in the sentence
3) If a woman agrees to go out with you or disagrees to go out with you, make sure to say "Was that your inner goddess talking"?
4) Know that the main characters are Christian and Ana. Tell a woman that you don't want her to be calling you Christian and you don't want to call her Ana. Before you know it, she'll be calling you Christian. Make sure to call her Ana :)
5) The books were apparently written on a Blackberry. Make sure to ask the woman "Was that book really written on a Blackbery?"
6) The books are really poorly written, so feel free to make jokes about the writing style
7) The books are all about the man being dominant and the woman being submissive. There's some hair grabbing.
8) Make a joke. "How is buying a house, like being Ana in 50 Shades of Grey?" Answer: "Both involve signing a contract and being tied down!" It's a corny joke, but it should work well.
9) Have fun and be mysterious about you know all of this. :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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