“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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50 Shades of Grey - Cheat Sheet

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Gentleman,

Being married, I can't use this information to it's full potential. But for you single guys, you need to use the following info for flirting purposes. Disclaimer: I have not read the books, but have learned a lot about them from my wife and female friends. Practically every woman in the United States is reading this book right now. This info should be good for the next 6 months or so. You can thank me later. :)

Know the following:

1) There are 3 books. Most women will at least read the first one. Ask them how many they've read
2) When talking about 50 Shades of Grey, and you get a response from a woman, make sure to use the phrase "Oh my!" in the sentence
3) If a woman agrees to go out with you or disagrees to go out with you, make sure to say "Was that your inner goddess talking"?
4) Know that the main characters are Christian and Ana. Tell a woman that you don't want her to be calling you Christian and you don't want to call her Ana. Before you know it, she'll be calling you Christian. Make sure to call her Ana :)
5) The books were apparently written on a Blackberry. Make sure to ask the woman "Was that book really written on a Blackbery?"
6) The books are really poorly written, so feel free to make jokes about the writing style
7) The books are all about the man being dominant and the woman being submissive. There's some hair grabbing.
8) Make a joke. "How is buying a house, like being Ana in 50 Shades of Grey?" Answer: "Both involve signing a contract and being tied down!" It's a corny joke, but it should work well.
9) Have fun and be mysterious about you know all of this. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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