"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Setting: Workplace with a girl you have been using C&F with

Right when you come into the workplace cute chick looks at you and she says this: (5 seconds to reply to this in your head and start typing. If you go over 5 seconds, consider the game over)


Hot chick: "I LOVE YOU [insert your name here]"


WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE: .....




I'll tell you mine after 10 posts and how she reacted to it.

+++DO NOT SCROLL DOWN AND READ OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS YET, ONLY AFTER YOU POST A REPLY+++
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by DJnoob
Setting: Workplace with girl you have been using C&F with

Right when you come into the workplace cute chick looks at you and she says this: (5 seconds to reply to this in your head any type. If you go over 5 seconds, consider the game over)


Hot chick: "I LOVE YOU [insert your name here]"


WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE: .....


I'll tell you mine after 10 posts and how she reacted to it.
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I love you more!
 
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alphawolfx

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"you should"

"now kiss me"
 
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Right

Love is a big word, lets discuss this later, I feel we definitely have chemistry.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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whoops? ... blah!

"I love me too;)"

DJnoob said:

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Whoops... M.F... agreed:rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm hungry, let's get something to eat.
 
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your not the only one!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Haha hey don't get so carried away.
 
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::smiles::
::turns girl around, bends her over, and sticks it in:::
"i'm loving you toooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
 
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smooth or not what i would do is propably just laugh and keep walking
 
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"youre not telling me anything i dont already know."
or "yea ok...."
Both pretty simple, and both came up in less than 5 seconds
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

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