Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
http://www.funnyheck.com/40mistakes.html
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
40 Sex Mistakes
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
haha **** that.... i like to have good sex yea...but i will go down through that whole list and piss some *****es off.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
there is some good stuff there, but a woman wrote it, so there is some things there that ONLY "REALL MEN" should folow.
and some things, that are complite bull crap
and some things, that are complite bull crap
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
That sucks
DumpaLumpagus
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I think it's kinda cool.... number 26 on the list is bullsh!t; Ill grab that girls head all I want. *secret pornstar tip* Girls LOVE to be grabbed by the hair on the back of their head, gently. It shows them who is the DOMINANT one, and reminds them who is getting their D!CK SUCKED.
I laughed my ass off at 34.
I laughed my ass off at 34.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.