Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
http://www.funnyheck.com/40mistakes.html
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
40 Sex Mistakes
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
haha **** that.... i like to have good sex yea...but i will go down through that whole list and piss some *****es off.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
there is some good stuff there, but a woman wrote it, so there is some things there that ONLY "REALL MEN" should folow.
and some things, that are complite bull crap
and some things, that are complite bull crap
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
That sucks
DumpaLumpagus
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I think it's kinda cool.... number 26 on the list is bullsh!t; Ill grab that girls head all I want. *secret pornstar tip* Girls LOVE to be grabbed by the hair on the back of their head, gently. It shows them who is the DOMINANT one, and reminds them who is getting their D!CK SUCKED.
I laughed my ass off at 34.
I laughed my ass off at 34.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.