"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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34lbs of muscle in a month?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Impossible, gaining a couple of pounds of muscle in a month is good going, I'd imagine 5lbs would be unbelievable in a month. So it's BS.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Not to mention tendons, cartilage, bones, organs, and other body tissue thickening in the process.
 

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Mad Manic said:
3 months of muscle, fat, water and bloat + exaggeration on the numbers. That guy is a KJ anyway.
You have no idea what you are talking about. Do you always just come to a conclusion with zero evidence whatsoever or just when it suits your purposes to sound tough and cool?
 

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mrRuckus said:
You have no idea what you are talking about. Do you always just come to a conclusion with zero evidence whatsoever or just when it suits your purposes to sound tough and cool?
34 pounds = 15.5 kg. It's virtually impossible to add anywhere near that amount of muscle in 3 months. It takes years to add that much for a natural, even a roid user. It means a bit of muscle, some water, fat and bloat and adding a few pounds to the numbers. He's either an unbelievable rare anomaly or tooling us. Since when would a naturally very thin white guy have good genetics for muscle building anyway.

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