http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/multimedia/2007/03/wiredphotos58
Relax though, the cheapest model starts at "only" $5,000.
Relax though, the cheapest model starts at "only" $5,000.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
$310,000 cell phone
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
had some spare change left so I ordered the 300k one.
The worst part is that those phones are bad. They just have jewelry on them and that's why they are so expensive.speakeasy said:
They should release a iPhone model. I always wanted to have a gold plate on my iPhone, that would be awesome.
i actually had the nokia 8801, but not the gold plated version. i had the stainless steel version which was around $1,000. Got it as a gift 
. The most sturdy phone i've ever had, too bad it was stolen a few months ago.
. The most sturdy phone i've ever had, too bad it was stolen a few months ago.my cousin has the 80k$ vertu phone, it is pretty cool... has the concierge option where you can buy plane tickets, hotels and so on.... But anyways I would actually would not spend that much money on phones I think my cousin is stupid lol!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Your either filthy rich to buy one or dumb enough to pay that kind of money for a cell phone.