http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/multimedia/2007/03/wiredphotos58
Relax though, the cheapest model starts at "only" $5,000.
Relax though, the cheapest model starts at "only" $5,000.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
$310,000 cell phone
- Thread starter speakeasy
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Captain Harlock
Senior Don Juan
had some spare change left so I ordered the 300k one.
The worst part is that those phones are bad. They just have jewelry on them and that's why they are so expensive.speakeasy said:
They should release a iPhone model. I always wanted to have a gold plate on my iPhone, that would be awesome.
i actually had the nokia 8801, but not the gold plated version. i had the stainless steel version which was around $1,000. Got it as a gift 
. The most sturdy phone i've ever had, too bad it was stolen a few months ago.
. The most sturdy phone i've ever had, too bad it was stolen a few months ago.my cousin has the 80k$ vertu phone, it is pretty cool... has the concierge option where you can buy plane tickets, hotels and so on.... But anyways I would actually would not spend that much money on phones I think my cousin is stupid lol!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Your either filthy rich to buy one or dumb enough to pay that kind of money for a cell phone.