"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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3 days exclusive with the BPD. She is already a headache.

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What I think is you should not have any more dealings with this crazy b!tch. I would bet that she is fvcking some guy named Adam. And even if she did orchestrate to call you Adam and for someone to text her while you were together that's even more deranged and disturbing. The timing and all is totally impluasible anyway. This is the same thing that happened last time you had a blow out with her, some guy texting her while you were with her. When will you ever learn and accept the fact that she's a lying, cheating ho?
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I know. But cheaters and liars try to HIDE their actions not FLAUNT them. She put the phone text alerts loud and left it out and wouldn't get up and turn it off so I had too. She wanted me to see it. She's been hanging out with some other BPD b!tch they could have orchestrated this. Hell, she is probably banging the girl she said she has experimented.

The BPD confusion sets in.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Well like I said even if she wanted to partly test you, that's messed up and the bottom line is she's a lying, cheating ho. There's no need to analyze this anymore. You need to avoid her completely. She's fvcking around on you, test or no test.
 
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Well like I said even if she wanted to partly test you, that's messed up and the bottom line is she's a lying, cheating ho. There's no need to analyze this anymore. You need to avoid her completely. She's fvcking around on you, test or no test.
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I'm also suspicious she is BI she has been hanging out with some other crazy b!tch lately. She told me she has experimented but isn't interested anymore but I wonder just how crazy this girl is.

She tries to put on a SANE poker face but behind closed doors what does she do? I don't want to know.

IF I was to ever get serious with this girl I would hire a PI to follow her around.
 
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Vlad the Impaler said:
In a sick way I want her MORE after this guy was supposedly sending her I love you texts. She is very cool with me still, saying she will come over tomorrow!

What do you think?
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Oh. My. God.

Like I said, Vlad is more BPD than any of these skanks he dates.

#1 Golden Fvcking rule of a BPD. They LIVE for drama.

Case closed.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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bwhahahahaa

This thread is pureeeeeeeeeee comedy

My question for the Vets is, do you think Vlad is just an AW with a hyper-active imgaination,?

From some of his tales, I swear maybe he is a writer, the next Don Brown....

Funny thread, I got some good lol's out of it

Wish he wasn't banned though

peace
 
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I am terribly glad he is banned, and may he stay banned forever.
 
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I can't believe I was banned. Since when did sosuave hate on the successful members? The haters were nonstop here wherever I went. And I'm sure they cried to their daddy to ban me like the p/ssies they are.

I am the most laid AFC to champion on this site. I have not gone a month without p/ssy for 3 years. It is amazing to me you would ban a man like me.

I know the game like the back of my hand, and everyone wants to ban me because they are jealous.

When you ban me, it boosts my ego even more.

As for the BPD, I am playing her and she is on my jock harder than ever. I got her saying she will delete her male friends for me, and she will do whatever I say. That includes skullf/cking her like I did the other night.

So continue on and ban the sosuave success stories, but it doesn't make sense. It will be the downfall of this site to ban lifelong members like me.
 
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hush, troll.
 
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hush, troll.
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You are nothing but a hater. I have banged 15 girls in the last 2 years using sosuave advice.

What have you done?

Only my girlfriend ever says "hush" to me.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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hush, troll.
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I could get you laid and with a hot girl in less than 5 seconds. Too bad you decided to take the hater route. You should make allies, not enemies.
 
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Only my girlfriend ever says "hush" to me.
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Is that before or after she tells you that you have to pay for her broken property? :crackup:

Keep it up MNIN, this is probably one of the funniest threads I've ever read.
 
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