Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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3 days exclusive with the BPD. She is already a headache.

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Stagger Lee said:
What I think is you should not have any more dealings with this crazy b!tch. I would bet that she is fvcking some guy named Adam. And even if she did orchestrate to call you Adam and for someone to text her while you were together that's even more deranged and disturbing. The timing and all is totally impluasible anyway. This is the same thing that happened last time you had a blow out with her, some guy texting her while you were with her. When will you ever learn and accept the fact that she's a lying, cheating ho?

I know. But cheaters and liars try to HIDE their actions not FLAUNT them. She put the phone text alerts loud and left it out and wouldn't get up and turn it off so I had too. She wanted me to see it. She's been hanging out with some other BPD b!tch they could have orchestrated this. Hell, she is probably banging the girl she said she has experimented.

The BPD confusion sets in.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Well like I said even if she wanted to partly test you, that's messed up and the bottom line is she's a lying, cheating ho. There's no need to analyze this anymore. You need to avoid her completely. She's fvcking around on you, test or no test.
 
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Stagger Lee said:
Well like I said even if she wanted to partly test you, that's messed up and the bottom line is she's a lying, cheating ho. There's no need to analyze this anymore. You need to avoid her completely. She's fvcking around on you, test or no test.

I'm also suspicious she is BI she has been hanging out with some other crazy b!tch lately. She told me she has experimented but isn't interested anymore but I wonder just how crazy this girl is.

She tries to put on a SANE poker face but behind closed doors what does she do? I don't want to know.

IF I was to ever get serious with this girl I would hire a PI to follow her around.
 

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Vlad the Impaler said:
In a sick way I want her MORE after this guy was supposedly sending her I love you texts. She is very cool with me still, saying she will come over tomorrow!

What do you think?
Oh. My. God.

Like I said, Vlad is more BPD than any of these skanks he dates.

#1 Golden Fvcking rule of a BPD. They LIVE for drama.

Case closed.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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bwhahahahaa

This thread is pureeeeeeeeeee comedy

My question for the Vets is, do you think Vlad is just an AW with a hyper-active imgaination,?

From some of his tales, I swear maybe he is a writer, the next Don Brown....

Funny thread, I got some good lol's out of it

Wish he wasn't banned though

peace
 

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I am terribly glad he is banned, and may he stay banned forever.
 
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My Name is Pimp

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I can't believe I was banned. Since when did sosuave hate on the successful members? The haters were nonstop here wherever I went. And I'm sure they cried to their daddy to ban me like the p/ssies they are.

I am the most laid AFC to champion on this site. I have not gone a month without p/ssy for 3 years. It is amazing to me you would ban a man like me.

I know the game like the back of my hand, and everyone wants to ban me because they are jealous.

When you ban me, it boosts my ego even more.

As for the BPD, I am playing her and she is on my jock harder than ever. I got her saying she will delete her male friends for me, and she will do whatever I say. That includes skullf/cking her like I did the other night.

So continue on and ban the sosuave success stories, but it doesn't make sense. It will be the downfall of this site to ban lifelong members like me.
 

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hush, troll.
 
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piranha45 said:
hush, troll.

You are nothing but a hater. I have banged 15 girls in the last 2 years using sosuave advice.

What have you done?

Only my girlfriend ever says "hush" to me.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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piranha45 said:
hush, troll.

I could get you laid and with a hot girl in less than 5 seconds. Too bad you decided to take the hater route. You should make allies, not enemies.
 

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Only my girlfriend ever says "hush" to me.
Is that before or after she tells you that you have to pay for her broken property? :crackup:

Keep it up MNIN, this is probably one of the funniest threads I've ever read.
 
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