"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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2nd base

Shapoopie

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If somebody told a girl they knew as a friend, "You know, we've never been to second base..."

What would the most likely outcome be? If this isn't a good option to say, what is?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dannowillbookem

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haha we're getting down to desperate points here. the girl would reply "uhm okay" or "HAHAHAH" or "yeah duh"

it definetly wouldnt be "oh thank you for showing that you want me! here, put your hands on my breasts!!"


no one line will turn a friend into a lover. its a beahvior thing, over time etc. theres a million and a half threads on it.
 

Shapoopie

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I wasn't specifically looking for a out-of-friend-zone line, I just thought it up and wondered what would happen.

curiosity won't kill this cat XD a message board user maybe, not curiosity
 

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"...and we are never going to go there"

Followed by a very stern speech that would put the guy in his place as her brother and how going to "second base" would be like incest.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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kev me723

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duuuuude PLEASE never in your life say that to anyone. ever. don't talk about it, do it if you want to.
 
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