"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Can someone help me try to identify a rapper. I'm not sure how big he was in the States as he was Canadian. It was in the early 90's around the same time as Vanilla Ice but he was no where near VI, he was actually a great rapper from what I remember.

I can't remember his name or any songs but I remember he came to Sudbury. He was fairly young, early 20's and always wore a Orlando Magic hat. He was from Oakville, ON (tdot suberb), oh yea he was white.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MacAvoy said:
Can someone help me try to identify a rapper. I'm not sure how big he was in the States as he was Canadian. It was in the early 90's around the same time as Vanilla Ice but he was no where near VI, he was actually a great rapper from what I remember.

I can't remember his name or any songs but I remember he came to Sudbury. He was fairly young, early 20's and always wore a Orlando Magic hat. He was from Oakville, ON (tdot suberb), oh yea he was white.
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never heard of him!
 
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You thinking of the guy that sang "Informer" Mac?

His rap name was "Snow".
 
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No it wasn't Snow. Like I said, he was actually good and well respected but he wasn't huge like Snow or Vanilla Ice (one hit wonders)
 
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KontrollerX said:
You thinking of the guy that sang "Informer" Mac?

His rap name was "Snow".
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The title of his album was kinda funny.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MacAvoy said:
Can someone help me try to identify a rapper. I'm not sure how big he was in the States as he was Canadian. It was in the early 90's around the same time as Vanilla Ice but he was no where near VI, he was actually a great rapper from what I remember.
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up until here I thought you were describing Maestro Fresh Wes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzull7scV2Y :up:

MacAvoy said:
I can't remember his name or any songs but I remember he came to Sudbury. He was fairly young, early 20's and always wore a Orlando Magic hat. He was from Oakville, ON (tdot suberb), oh yea he was white.
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Then you lost me....if it wasn't Snow... then I was thinking the group with Tom Green: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ctc4daiIZU

:crackup: that one stinks.
 
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