"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
25 Worst Rappers of All Time
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
fresh_to_death
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That list is a joke.
ready123
Master Don Juan
Will Smith and 2 Live Crew shouldn't be on that list
Mike Jones, Bubba Sparkx, Master P, Nelly, Chingy - there are worse rappers than them, the dude's just hating to be in the cool crowd
I woulda put P-Diddy up there before them - lazy ass flow and Mase wrote al his lyrics before he dropped out of the game. I woulda put Pete Rock on it - the guy sounded terrible when he tried to get behind a mic. Same with Jazzy Jeff. And Deborah Harry sounded like crap on Rapture
Mike Jones, Bubba Sparkx, Master P, Nelly, Chingy - there are worse rappers than them, the dude's just hating to be in the cool crowd
I woulda put P-Diddy up there before them - lazy ass flow and Mase wrote al his lyrics before he dropped out of the game. I woulda put Pete Rock on it - the guy sounded terrible when he tried to get behind a mic. Same with Jazzy Jeff. And Deborah Harry sounded like crap on Rapture
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
Nick Cannon is better than Master P? Come on. Also, I don't like Will Smith's music, but the only thing I think messed him up is that he stayed with his squeaky clean image too long in the same way Three-6 is turning out the same tired stuff. I agree with Ready; there are a lot worse rappers this guy could have chosen.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Purple-Haze
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I like the list.
Will Smith totally deserves to be on there. Some of his old stuff was "cute" but his newer stuff makes me want to rip my ears off. He should stick to being cute.
Will Smith totally deserves to be on there. Some of his old stuff was "cute" but his newer stuff makes me want to rip my ears off. He should stick to being cute.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
stop. collaborate and listen.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
Haha, that is the funniest thing you have ever said.penkitten said:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroomiqqi said:Haha, that is the funniest thing you have ever said.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
iqqi
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Hmmmmm. :nervous:penkitten said:
Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Penkitten knows too much!! She's a FAN!
Stop fronting Penny, you know you have watched and enjoyed this movie more than once!
Stop fronting Penny, you know you have watched and enjoyed this movie more than once!
Where is Kris Kross, Bow wow and Snow on this list?!
that right there is in the top 10 of worst rap of all time.
and if they had Mr. T on it, then they should have had Macho Man share the title:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i2v1b0BsbA
that right there is in the top 10 of worst rap of all time.
and if they had Mr. T on it, then they should have had Macho Man share the title:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i2v1b0BsbA
Purple-Haze
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Isn't Snow a "reggae" artist?DJDamage said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Purple-Haze
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C'mon...Informer wasn't THAT bad! Admit you listened to it.DJDamage said:
Purple-Haze
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Nothing wrong with liking it.DJDamage said:
That was the first cassette purchase I made. Snow.
iqqi
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I liked Informer.
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
I thought he sounded like a lamb. It mostly sounded like "baaaa baaaa".
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.