24 Questions Men Want To Ask Women

[00Kevin]

so does this mean you would let a guy bust on your face?

you know..... it is actually quite good for your skin.

 

[MysteryWoman]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
so does this mean you would let a guy bust on your face?

you know..... it is actually quite good for your skin.

No! Would you and your creepish buddy like a girl to bleed her period all over your face?

 

[b's nuts]

You can bleed on my face, as long as we cuddle afterwords.

Actually, it would be better, if you bleed on your own face, and then i nut on your face, and it would look similar to a straberry milk shake. If your p*ssy stinks, the deal is off.

 

[b's nuts]

 

[00Kevin]

that is just an angel kiss anyway

 

[00Kevin]

I really don't know what the problem is here. I know lots of guys who have given their girsl angel kisses.

lots of guys I know have busted on their girls face at one time or anther.

I also new a girl who once told me during sex to fcck her in the ass and *** on her face.


so.. there are some girls who like it and other who don't.

 

[MysteryWoman]

Well what girl like or don't like is their buisiness, but a guy to bust on two girls face when they are asleep is sick!

 

[00Kevin]

what a women like is my business. Especially if I'm telling her what she will like!

 

[MysteryWoman]

Well why the hell do you spend so much time on this board, you are obviously not getting that much action or putting what you say into practice

 

[00Kevin]

you're a total *****..
As a woman why do you spend so much time on this board?

you must be a lesbo

 

[MysteryWoman]

I don't, it takes me a whole day to find time to reply to your responses. I didn't ever manage to accumalte 653 posts in just over a year. Yes I am a b!tch but at least I'm not creepish.

 

[Virtú]

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[captn caveman]

Originally posted by jakeyboy
the DJ doesn't ask these questions.. he just does things in his own unique special way, and if she cant accept it, then she's not good enough for him..

I read through the first 8-9 questions, thought WTF is this,

Decided to give a reply, and read jakeyboy.

Thanks for making my post short, jakey.

 

[Wyldfire]

1. Why do you all wish we were more like Brad Pitt?

I don't get all the obsession with Brad Pitt. He doesn't do anything for me. Jean Claude Van Damme, on the other hand...well...any guy with an arse like that who can jump up and do the splits is OK by me.

2. Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and that's what we'll do.

If it makes you feel all gentlemanly and such, then open the door. I don't need you to do it, though, but if we're in a social situation where it's appropriate for you to open the door, then yes, you should do it.

3. Why do you look so cute in pigtails?

Because you have feverishly masturbated to one too many Britney Spears videos, and can't get the "Catholic School Girl" fantasy out of your head.

4. Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for God's sake?

Harrison Ford? EWWWWW!

5. When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We can do both.

That's a loaded "trick" question with no right answer. It is a method PMSing women use as an excuse to let out her hormonal aggression at the nearest convenient target...which happens to be you if you answer this question. Respond with "I don't know. What do YOU think?"

6. How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?

Um...because we will jump at any opportunity to put off doing the work, silly!

7. Why is every anniversary such a big thing to you? Not yearly anniversaries; things like 'our first date' or 'our first kiss' or 'our first really good kiss'?

Because we KNOW you won't remember, which will give us an opportunity to be offended and hurt and make you feel guilty. If we do this well we get gifts and attention.

8. Do you think I'm better looking than Vernon Kay?

Who the hell is that?

9. How is it that you always-always-always remember little things like the anniversary of your cousin Jane's dog's operation?

It's good practice for the tactic explained in #7.

10. Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?

Because you're all uncommunicative b@stards and this is annoying enough to actually get a response that leads to a lengthy frustrated exchange of dialogue.

11. How can you always be up for going shopping?

Because we snuck your credit card out of your wallet when you fell asleep on the couch watching some dumb dude movie.

12. Chest hair — good or bad?

Good in moderate amounts. If it trails up over your shoulders, down your back and the crack of your a$$, it's bad.

13. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.

Nut huggers are DISGUSTING. Whitie Tighties look like panties. Boxers are sexy.

14. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?

Because the guy in the movie is always good looking and the guys who "stalk" typically aren't.

15. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?

Because someone has to at least TRY to set a good example for men about what to do when you're HOPELESSLY LOST!

16. Why do women complain endlessly about their mothers but end up talking to them for hours on end?

Because they don't want their mother complaining about them.

17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?

That's where we congregate to make sure we all follow the behaviors on this list. It's an evil plot.

18. Facial hair; good or bad?

Goatee...good, Santa Claus meets ZZ top...bad.

19. Looks or money?

Both!

20. When you ask, "If I died, would you remarry?" what exactly are you looking for?

Another reason to act angry and get gifts!

21. If I died, would you remarry?

Of course!

22. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.

Yes...because now YOU have to support me instead of him. I'm very expensive!

23. How do you mange to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? Honestly.

Because we have boobs and a vagina. You are so horny that you would say the same thing about a rock if you could screw it.

24. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer?

Because we're always stuck doing all the laundry!






Okay...I don't really believe all this crap (except for Jean Claude!), and I was being sarcastic, but hopefully it will make someone laugh.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

BARF.

 

[Pugsley_f5]

I read AFC crap like this and Im like who gives a Fuk whether my some chick likes boxers or briefs, I'll wear my GI Joe Hanes tighties everyday of the week and if you don't like tough titties......I don't like your fat Butt either but do you see me complaining about it....when your in her pootang trust me *the GIJOE Undies don't bother her anymore*

 

[christie]

Hello people. There was an article from match.com about the questions men would like to ask women, but are too embarrassed to ask.

I thought I'd post these questions here, and see if anyone here can answer them. It'd be great for the women on this board to reply too.

1. Why do you all wish we were more like Brad Pitt?

2. Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and that's what we'll do.

3. Why do you look so cute in pigtails?

4. Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for God's sake?

5. When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We can do both.

6. How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?

7. Why is every anniversary such a big thing to you? Not yearly anniversaries; things like 'our first date' or 'our first kiss' or 'our first really good kiss'?

8. Do you think I'm better looking than Vernon Kay?

9. How is it that you always-always-always remember little things like the anniversary of your cousin Jane's dog's operation?

10. Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?

11. How can you always be up for going shopping?

12. Chest hair — good or bad?

13. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.

14. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?

15. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?

16. Why do women complain endlessly about their mothers but end up talking to them for hours on end?

17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?

18. Facial hair; good or bad?

19. Looks or money?

20. When you ask, "If I died, would you remarry?" what exactly are you looking for?

21. If I died, would you remarry?

22. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.

23. How do you mange to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? Honestly.

24. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer?

I didn't realise you were an OG member here until I peeked at your profile Guitar_.
Much respect for staying on the grind with approaches.
I am practicing opening my favourite kind of guys now even though I haven't completed my looks/style selfimprovement yet. I need to practice in order to calm my nerves for the time in the future when they'll approach me(I estimate my HB will go up 3 spots when I reach my selfimprovement goals a couple years from now)

So I saw this questionnaire and want to answer it even if it is years old. Edit: My answers are outdated. Changed my mind.

 

[Guitar_Whizz]

I didn't realise you were an OG member here until I peeked at your profile Guitar_.
Much respect for staying on the grind with approaches.
I am practicing opening my favourite kind of guys now even though I haven't completed my looks/style selfimprovement yet. I need to practice in order to calm my nerves for the time in the future when they'll approach me(I estimate my HB will go up 3 spots when I reach my selfimprovement goals a couple years from now)

So I saw this questionnaire and want to answer it even if it is years old. Edit: My answers are outdated. Changed my mind.

I originally joined these forums in 2002, but I haven't posted here much in recent years. I'm much more mature and wiser about women (and life) than I was in the early to mid 2000s, but then we all get more wisdom as time goes on.

I prefer to direct approach women (no indirect, no beating around the bush, no lame PUA techniques) and in person only (no online dating) during the daytime. I also usually prefer much younger women too.

 

[christie]

I originally joined these forums in 2002, but I haven't posted here much in recent years. I'm much more mature and wiser about women (and life) than I was in the early to mid 2000s, but then we all get more wisdom as time goes on.

I prefer to direct approach women (no indirect, no beating around the bush, no lame PUA techniques) and in person only (no online dating) during the daytime. I also usually prefer much younger women too.

This is great and valuable to have you posting again. Like some of the members here that are also good approachers say 18-23 is top form SMV. Another saying...'another girl turns 18 at midnight'
You sound wise, good job. Sorry I posted on this old thread and decided against answering the old questions. Neat idea though to answer questions.

 

[nismo-4]

Enter the judge with how most women would answer this.

Hello people. There was an article from match.com about the questions men would like to ask women, but are too embarrassed to ask.

I thought I'd post these questions here, and see if anyone here can answer them. It'd be great for the women on this board to reply too.

1. Why do you all wish we were more like Brad Pitt?

He's rich, famous, good looking, and can do so much more than an average guy.

2. Do you or don’t you want us to open the door for you? Just let us know, and that's what we'll do.

Do what you want. Yes if this is a mature woman past 45.

3. Why do you look so cute in pigtails?

Who's asking? Black women in dreads look sexier to me, given they don't have excess tattoos.

4. Why the fascination with Harrison Ford? He’s old enough to be your father, for God's sake?

He's rich, famous, and has a legacy full of clout. Sure he's old, but he's loaded!

5. When you ask "Does this look okay?" do you want honesty or support? We can do both.

This is a way we create drama because women love drama.

6. How can you complain endlessly about having "so much work to do" and then find the time to go shopping or talk to someone on the phone for two hours?

Because shopping for shoes and Gucci is fun. So is getting sexual attention from Chad and Tyrone! We love talking to Bob and John for nonsexual attention and to receive nonsexual favors.

7. Why is every anniversary such a big thing to you? Not yearly anniversaries; things like 'our first date' or 'our first kiss' or 'our first really good kiss'?

Sentimental sh*t to test where our man's head is.

8. Do you think I'm better looking than Vernon Kay?

Not sure who Vernon Kay is. I guess it's a good thing they didn't use Michael B. Jordan or Dwayne Johnson.

9. How is it that you always-always-always remember little things like the anniversary of your cousin Jane's dog's operation?

For nonsexual attention.

10. Why do you always ask us questions when you already know the answers?

To start conversations and possibly make drama.

11. How can you always be up for going shopping?

Because we can use Amazon and Ebay from our beds at home.

12. Chest hair — good or bad?

Depends on the guy who's approaching me.

13. Boxers or briefs? Be honest.

Boxers unless you're a bodybuilder. Or have a super sexy body.

14. Why do you find it endearing when a guy's in love and won't take no for an answer in the movies, but in real life you call it stalking?

Because it's scripted. Most guys who approach me are unattractive, so of course it's stalking. It's friendly flirting if it was Patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelce pursuing me.

15. Why is it so easy for you to stop and ask directions?

Because we're on our phones a lot! Why not stop and use Google?

16. Why do women complain endlessly about their mothers but end up talking to them for hours on end?

Because we need advice on love and most of the time we don't have a father.

17. Why do you always go to the toilet in groups?

To like, gossip! Duh!

18. Facial hair; good or bad?

See the answer about the chest hair.

19. Looks or money?

We'd all prefer both! Do we want Alpha Chad or Beta Bob?

20. When you ask, "If I died, would you remarry?" what exactly are you looking for?

Wealth. Looks don't pay bills.

21. If I died, would you remarry?

If I met a better man, i.e. richer or better looking.

22. Does your dad like me? No, seriously.

Piss off.

23. How do you mange to be so cute, charming, silly, frustrating, beautiful, mysterious, complicated, simple and unbelievably interesting? Honestly.

Hardwiring hormones and estrogen.

24. How do you innately seem to know what can or can’t go in the dryer?

Because we read the tags.

Read between the lines, as we need to with women.