"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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23 year old virgin...no longer! I banged a milf...

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WOW! I just have to share this story!

I'm a 23 year old college student, and before last weekend I was a virgin (not by choice). In fact, before last weekend the most action I've had with a girl is just kissing, and I've never had a girlfriend either. No girl had ever touched or seen my ****, I'd never seen a girl naked in real life, never touched a vagina or breasts, etc. I could never figure why exactly I was in that situation, and it frustrated me since most of my friends were getting so much more action than myself. This all changed in the span of one crazy night.

So here's what happened:

- I'm out with friends and meet this attractive black girl. She's there with her brother and his girlfriend. I just make smalltalk with her, she is from the other side of the country and getting ready to move to my area.

- Eventually we are leaving to go to another bar and I invite her to join us. She declines to come with, but says maybe she'll see us there later in the night.

- I actually *do* see her later that night after I've had many, many drinks. What happened next is quite uncharacteristic of my normal self.

- I go and talk to her again, somehow start dancing (I never dance), turns into heavy grinding, turns into kissing. I've never kissed a girl in public before.

- We go to a few more bars, and we are making out a lot at this point. She suggests we get a hotel room.

- We get in a taxi cab, make out some more, and she starts to unzip my pants. Next...my first ******* ever, in the back of a taxi!

- We get to the hotel, get a room, and go right into the shower and fool around there. I get another *******. She gets out and says I'll be waiting in the bed. "Holy ****, I've never done this before" is what I'm thinking to myself at that point.

- I watch a LOT of porn, so I just do what I see happen in porns. I start playing with her ***** (first time fingering a girl), then start licking the **** (she's shaved), and she's really wet after 5 mins or so.

- Then we have sex. I went through 4 different positions (missionary, doggystyle, this sideways thing that is hard to describe, and cowgirl). Insane experience. I was definitely leading things, telling her what to do or how to turn, etc. Oh and I cummed on her lower back.

- We go get food at this late night diner.

- We return to the hotel, and have sex again!

- I told her afterwards that was my first time. She didn't believe me and asked how I knew what to do. I said "I watch a lot of porn" LOL. She said that what I did was way better than with her boyfriend...she said she cummed twice. Wow. Thank you spankwire.com!!

- In the morning I find out she's 31 years old, has a kid, and a boyfriend. Wow.

- I tell her it's probably best that we don't exchange phone numbers. We part ways, and I'll probably never see her again.

- In summary, a white 23 year old virgin experienced everything but anal with a hot black 31 year old milf in a single night.

- THE END!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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congrats man! seems like a pretty easy straight forward lay you probably didnt learn much, but getting rid of the v-card was a must, more an experience then a learning lesson for sure =)
 

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I would have kept that number, bro. Nothing wrong with a little booty call every week or two.
 

yesman

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the305 said:
congrats man! seems like a pretty easy straight forward lay you probably didnt learn much, but getting rid of the v-card was a must, more an experience then a learning lesson for sure =)
Definitely an experience. I just needed to get laid, and "get it out of my system" or whatever. And I did :) Now I will be much more confident in the future.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Iceberg said:
I would have kept that number, bro. Nothing wrong with a little booty call every week or two.
I thought about this too, I semi regret not getting it. I was just having a moral issue since she has a boyfriend. She actually spoke to him on the phone in front of me in the morning! I felt terrible. Oh well, nothing I can do at this point though.
 

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Imo it was shortsighted to not exchange numbers.

It looks like you could handle this maturely (not getting attached) but until you have other girls to bang, why toss this one?
 

2crudedudes

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I'm surprised you lasted that long :O

Anyway, congratulations!
 

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Great story and it sounds like an awesome experience.

One thing concerns me though

I've had many, many drinks. What happened next is quite uncharacteristic of my normal self.
It seems like the booze did it for you and I have no idea how many she's had.

I will give you respect for not messing it up.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Pierce said:
how u bust on her lower back.... i hope you used a condom -_-
oh god this!!!
 

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Good work, if you're anything like me you won't really start getting lots of ***** until you're late 20s/early 30s but this is a good start.
 

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hmmm its a probably good idea he didnt keep in contact with this woman...she does sound like potential trouble, and i can just imnage it going all wrong
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Congratulations!

But you shoulda kept that #, never know when she'd want you to hit it again.
 

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haha ok i'll add the part I left out...

- she said she's had a tubal ligation, so we didn't use a condom (i believe her because a more likely excuse for "don't use a condom" would be "i'm on birth control")

- i was drunk enough that i didn't care about stds (god i hope i don't have anything)

- the second time i cummed inside her

- i realize this was extremely poor judgement, which is why i'm going to try and have sex a little more sober next time

- the chance of transmitting an std in a single encounter (ok it was twice in my case) with no protection is actually pretty low, and even lower for female -> male transmission so the odds are in my favor.
 

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Dude, she's a black female that had sex with somebody she just met, without using protection. Do you think you're the first person she's done this with?

I would consider getting tested or at least speaking with somebody at a sexual health clinic.
 

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enjoy your aids :D

really dude? Your so ****ing stupid, no offense.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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