"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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220lbs a year ago.. 175lbs now, BUT....

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i got to say , this is quite an achievement, i figuring out how to do is w/o getting too low of a calorie count is a biggie. me for example, i m 220, i was as low as 212 last monday and today i m back to 213/214...in 4 days, i think I had just 1 day i ate very low calories and my body , just feels so groggy feels so lazy and tired and on top of that i gained like 2 pds..so i think the real challenge for you when YOU ARE able to get that low, to be able to keep it off...its a really challenge to keep that weight. so I would say ...losing it is ONLY half the battle, the real challenge comes after YOU've lost it
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheLadiesMan's "1 Year Oatmeal Diet"...

For breakfast lunch and dinner. You can substitute dinner with a turkey sandwich, but I didn't, at least not for the first 6 months.

Get some oatmeal.

Get some powdered milk.

Get some Splenda.

Make a bowl of it. Eat it.... for 3 meals a day, for 12 months.

Ok, sometimes I had a pizza, and beers, but you only live once, so F it.

Usually, when I eat this Monday thru Friday.. I'll eat what ever I wanted on the weekends. What ever I wanted.

Sometimes I'll throw in peanut butter with the oatmeal, sometimes yogurt, and sometimes low fat cottage cheese, with some strawberry jam.. mmmmm, yeah.

..and I lost all that weight, plain and simple, and I did a lot of diets prior. This one came from a friend who was locked up, and this is what he had ate when he was locked up... it's very bland, but you lose weight and gain muscle.

Oh, and you have to do some weight lifting, and exercising. Muscles aren't going to pop on your body, got to use those muscles. Pushups, and situps, and pullups.

There you go...
 

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TheLadiesMan said:
Oh, and you have to do some weight lifting, and exercising. Muscles aren't going to pop on your body, got to use those muscles. Pushups, and situps, and pullups.
Congrats on your progress LadiesMan! Very inspirational.

Now, since you've 'cut'...I recommend you take it to the next level.

If I were you (and I'm 34 years old), I'd start lifting heavy weight. Lift as much as you can with 4-5 reps, IE bulk.

You've got your weight down to what you want it to be, now it's time to built up the mass in muscle. If you eat clean (lots of protein) and lift heavy weight, you will build muscle. Lift to your 4 rep max.

I've lifted weights for years, but until I said to myself...I doesn't matter what I look like, it does matter how much I eat (eating clean of course..), did I start making progress. It's the lbs I lift that matter.

Lots of protein and heavy weight. Squats, deadlifts, bench. You will be a beast in 3 months.
 

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Mr.Positive said:
Congrats on your progress LadiesMan! Very inspirational.

Now, since you've 'cut'...I recommend you take it to the next level.

If I were you (and I'm 34 years old), I'd start lifting heavy weight. Lift as much as you can with 4-5 reps, IE bulk.

You've got your weight down to what you want it to be, now it's time to built up the mass in muscle. If you eat clean (lots of protein) and lift heavy weight, you will build muscle. Lift to your 4 rep max.

I've lifted weights for years, but until I said to myself...I doesn't matter what I look like, it does matter how much I eat (eating clean of course..), did I start making progress. It's the lbs I lift that matter.

Lots of protein and heavy weight. Squats, deadlifts, bench. You will be a beast in 3 months.

Thank you sir... couldn't of asked for a better answer. Lifting mega weights it is.
 
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