"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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backseatjuan

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Can someone please explain to me how 1 year spent on 2014 UZ224 can be equivalent to 1100 years on earth? How could this work? If I go there somehow, and spend 1 year, that means here on earth the year is gonna be 3116? I don't fvcking get it!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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one year is the length of the time the planet goes around the sun. one earth year is equal to 1/1136 of 2014 UZ224's year. So if you lived and earth's lifespan on 2014 UZ224 you would only experience maybe a quarter of one of their seasons' assuming you had plenty of air and food and toilet paper to last you 60 years or so.

Just of out of curiosity, are you thinking of moving there?
 

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No, was just wondering where all the obamanoids could go now that Trump is president!

Are you sure it hasn't something to do with dark energy and space time stuff? Because I was led to believe that it is kind of like living near a black hole, time goes slower?
 

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It fascinates me that when you're looking at the stars you're actually looking back in time. The light you see now started on its journey towards earth many many years ago.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Who Dares Win

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Kinda like when superman flown around the earth in the opposite direction to go back in time and save lois lane.

 

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The black hole metaphor is that spacetime is like a blanket several people are holding out, and a black hole is a bowling ball tossed into the middle of that blanket. Spacetime can curve. It may also be able to fold. If you just folded the blanket so one part touched another, you could travel in what amounted to faster than light travel without violating the rule that such as thing is not possible.
 
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