"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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2006 World Cup Finals

Who will win the 2006 World Cup - Soccer

  • England

    Votes: 12 28.6%
  • Brazil

    Votes: 12 28.6%
  • France

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Italy

    Votes: 3 7.1%
  • Spain

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Holland

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Portugal

    Votes: 3 7.1%
  • Argentina

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Greece

    Votes: 2 4.8%
  • Germany

    Votes: 8 19.0%

  • Total voters
    42

Triple X

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England will - sorry, have to win the World Cup next year!! Know why?? Cos it'll be exactly 40 years since we last lifted it!! It simply has to happen!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Dublinsfinest

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Well Brazil do ooze quality, i mean Kaka, Ronaldinho, Carlos, Robinho etc, but England will conquer next year - football is English - we will sit ontop pf the world again!!
Ireland drew with a full squad Brazil so we do have a good team, but we get some disappointing results against lesser teams and it hurts us. I'd like to see portugal win it, ronaldo is CLASS.

Ireland have a tough few matches coming up. I don't think people should be wondering whether they can WIN the cup, the should be wondering whether they can QUALIFY for the cup!

Come on Ireland!
 

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This should be englands time. This group has been together for quite a while now and this is the year where they are supposed to deliver.

I just hope wright phillips gets ahead of beckham on the right but i cant see that happening coz eriksson hangs on his nuts like a *****. Owen needs to leave madrid coz he aint getting no first team action there and that aint good. He should give it a chance there for the first 6 months if he aint getting any action then he needs to go on loan to the premiership.

im optimistic but would be even more if wright phillips plays ahead of beckham. imagine this team, it would be unstoppable:

robinson

neville ferdinand terry a. cole

w. phillips gerrard lampard j.cole

rooney owen
 

jason86

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lol at someone actually believing ireland can win the world cup. youve got a decent team that can reach the quarters or even semis at best, but not win it. i love roy keane though, hes a legend. i hope he becomes a manager, that would be great. imagine him and mourinho up against eachother.

but seriously if ireland win im going to convert into a homo. seriously.
 

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England have a good team ON PAPER, but when it comes to doing it on the pitch, they lack the necessary team spirit.

Beckham is a useless captain. Apparently he 'leads by example'. Gimme a break. Gerrard would be a better choice but the REAL choice for captain should be John Terry. There's no one in the England team who plays with his passion. Terry is a beast in defence.

Like I said though, England are lacking when it comes to team spirit and the English press will be waiting to pounce on the team if they slip up. I think they will.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Sisko

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Serbia and Montenegro have a chance if they have as much luck as Greece did in Euro 2004.

We have jet to concede a goal in qualifiers.
 

Adone

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Mr.Style said:
Ireland will win in 2006 and Roy Keane will lift the cup!

This guy was right! He predicted everything!
 

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There is no need to discuss this thing! If Brasil would make two teams, both of them would get to the finals. Carlos, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Baptista, Ramon, Adriano, Cicinho, Ricardinho... if i was head of FIFA i would give the cup to them right now and cancel the World Cup.
Anyway I will be cheering for ITALY.
 

Taviii

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DonSonnySagliani said:
There is no need to discuss this thing! If Brasil would make two teams, both of them would get to the finals. Carlos, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Baptista, Ramon, Adriano, Cicinho, Ricardinho... if i was head of FIFA i would give the cup to them right now and cancel the World Cup.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

now go watch some cartoons again son
 

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Taviii said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

now go watch some cartoons again son
shshshshshsh... quiet... don't tell everyone what a beta male you are!

(insulting other people and makin fun, than we wonder where are the real don juans):cool:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Taviii

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DonSonnySagliani said:
shshshshshsh... quiet... don't tell everyone what a beta male you are!

(insulting other people and makin fun, than we wonder where are the real don juans):cool:
Beta male? You are the one that doesn't want to see a fight for the world cup remember?

if i was head of FIFA i would give the cup to them right now and cancel the World Cup.
If I remember right alpha males plunge in the unexpected while beta males stay in the comfort zone.

:rock:

Anyways don't take **** to serious mate! My cousin from the German army will be in that sh!t hole kosovo in a few weeks to protect the inocent people there so don't make me tell him to find you ;)
 

Taviii

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I'm trying to improve your game by making you understand what beta and alpha means ;)

Anyways how come you have internet in kosovo albania? :crackup:
 

Anomalous

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Czec Republic for sure!! Why aren't they there as a choice.
 

MrS

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Hahahaha.
Greece isn't even there, cracker.
Czech republic will finish well, as will ukraine.
Win? Hell knows.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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CLOONEY

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Didnt Holland beat C Republic twice in qualifying?

I think Holland and Brazil will both do very well this year.

Australia plays Holland soon in a friendly, so that should be interesting.

Greece, ha ha, yeah funny they didnt make it, but they suck! Lucky to win the Euro, and just lost in a friendly to Australia, in a match they were thoroughly outplayed! Australia is actually looking quiet good, surprisingly! Might even make it out of the group stage, lol!

England has as many votes as Brazil? WTF!
 

MrS

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no, C Republic probably beat them.
Nah, Australia aren't any good.
Greece were lucky, and I'm Greek. But they played their heart out and just won, simple as that.
 

CLOONEY

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MrS said:
no, C Republic probably beat them.
Nah, Australia aren't any good.
Greece were lucky, and I'm Greek. But they played their heart out and just won, simple as that.
C Republic PROBABLY beat them?

No need to say more. Check your facts before you answer a post.
 

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CLOONEY said:
Didnt Holland beat C Republic twice in qualifying?

Didn't Italy beat Holland 3-1 a couple of months ago? Italy and Brazil for the finals;)
 

CLOONEY

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Didn't Italy beat Holland 3-1 a couple of months ago? Italy and Brazil for the finals;)
Did they?

Was it a full strength Holland side?

Man, Holland just beat Mexico with a second string side, they are looking damn impressive to me! Will be tough, but who could bet against Brazil! Will be interesting to see where all the attackers are played. So damn many of them! Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Kaka, Robinho, Adriano, WTF, that is just incredible! Too bad there is no Rivaldo, he was a HUGE asset in the last Brazil WC win.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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