"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CP3WOO

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Ok...

My brother, cousin, sister and her friends, and I went bowling last night. My sister and her friends left early so it was just my brother, my cousin, and I. Well, I asked some girls over to our lane and we started to flirt some, but my cousin didn't partake in trying to get some cause he's shy. I tried to be a great wingman to him, but he wouldn't talk to them for NOTHING. Well, I got a number and gave my number in return and so did my brother. My brother never called his catch cause, well, he has a woman. However, my catch had her number jacked from her stepsister (who was also there).

My two questions are:

1) How do I help my cousin out of his shell?
2) Do I try to hook up with the stepsister even though she stole the number? I feel that if I do, I'd be a bad guy.
NOTE: THE STEPSISTER IS EQUALLY HOT
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Five To One

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Why do you want to hook up with your stepsister?
Your story is confusing.

Your a smart guy, think this through on your own.
 

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1. Do it ONLY if he asks for your help. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
2. Talk to both of them! make them compete over you :)
 

CP3WOO

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Five To One said:
Why do you want to hook up with your stepsister?
Your story is confusing.

Your a smart guy, think this through on your own.
HER step sister took it
 
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