"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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alright here is the situation:
Girl B and i are 'seeing' each other...and were mostly **** buddies...BUT...i think she is emotionally attached, Girl A however i have been attracted to for a while, but screwed it up with her because i was 'seeing' Girl B. well last night i kissed girl A in the cornmaze (along with some other things:D ) anyways.....i'm having a bonfire-type thing at my house tonight. and both are coming...(FVCK) any suggestions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i already invited both....(b4 i got with girl A...i had already invited Girl B) :down: unless i can come up with a crappy excuse...
 
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You can...
-run
-burn your house down
-tell one of them your grounded like a little baby
-somehow make one not wanna come.

It seems like youre not very good at handling 2 girls. How the hell did you manage to invite both of them. Avoid one of them like the plague.
 
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You let bein' a DJ get to your head my friend. One girl, man. Make up a good excuse why one of them can't come over. Right now is a good time to use the " I have to cancel our date" method.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by frisco
Just ignore both of them im sure by the end of the night thell both be secretly fighting over you showing u attention
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That could work.


Another possiblity is if there's one you'd rather be with, then you just show her attention the whole night. The other will likely get pissed off and leave.
 
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Spit game at both of them, just make sure the other one don't see it.

Finish the night having both girls feeling good about themselves. Allow the one you're having sex with to spend the night so you guys can enjoy your night together. The next day, try to have your mind made up about who you want to be with.

In either case, no matter what happens, you win.
 
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Hook one of your friends up with girl b. Everyone wins.
OR let um compete over you.
 
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Ask one of your friends to keep on busy the whole night!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I know a great excus! lol. Tell one of them you was busy becuase your hosting whatever you was hosting. Your making sure that nothing get stolen, broke and everybody is having fun. lOL thats what I would do. If you feel like playing hard to get tell both you was kinda busy.(Make sure you greet the girls when they get to your house. then be like hey, i need to greet some of my friends ill be back in a bit.) lol. DA*MN im bad!
 
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