"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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okay i've known these girls for like 3 years already and now wer in sophomore year, one like a 7 and the other like 5-6, and evry other day at lunch i see them and when one comes to hug me the other one gets mad (they're together most of the time) but playing around and says" dont talk to me" or "why didnt u hug me first huh?" and wen i go hug the other girl then the other gets mad until i just hug both of them lol and we jsut play around and stuff, they both have boyfriends but i like the both of them and i was wondering if i had a chance if they broke up or sumthing or am i in the friend zone bcuz sometimes we play around like that or flirt with each other and stuff, ( i dont really know wut flirting is or when i do it cuz i just play around alot) so ya, and i wanna know if they're instrested or not or just being friendly.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Is it too late for me to be a boyfriend cuz idk if they put me in the friend zone.
 
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Hugs during school?
They both have boyfriends?
Theres two types of flirting some girls have, serious flirting when they are attracted to the guy, and playing around flirting because its fun for them, which is most likely what your dealing with.


Friendzone.

Find some new girls to target.
Good luck
 
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