"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I was reading through this article in the ARTICLE section on the sosuave website and whilst reading through the best dates I came across a point called 9. HAY RIDES - Have you ever been on a hayride? It's a lot of fun and something very different to do.

I HAVE NO IDEA what a HAY ride is, can someone please enlighten me as to what it is in some detail please.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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:D rolling around int he hay.... good old nice expression for a good ol fashioned humpin....

i think


bah it's too late in the night and too hot to think about this
 
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  • Find a tractor
  • Attach a trailer bed to the tractor
  • Put bundles of hay in the trailer bed, and along the flooring
  • Find a farmer to drive the tractor
  • Have him drive you over his farm while you sit in the back with the hay
  • Sneeze uncontrollably
  • Scratch as the mites, chiggers, and other bugs try to burrow into your skin
  • Grimace in pain due how sore you are from the trailer bed bumping around underneath you
  • Finish the ride
  • Go home and itch for 2 days straight
Have fun!
 
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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by diablo
  • Find a tractor
  • Attach a trailer bed to the tractor
  • Put bundles of hay in the trailer bed, and along the flooring
  • Find a farmer to drive the tractor
  • Have him drive you over his farm while you sit in the back with the hay
  • Sneeze uncontrollably
  • Scratch as the mites, chiggers, and other bugs try to burrow into your skin
  • Grimace in pain due how sore you are from the trailer bed bumping around underneath you
  • Finish the ride
  • Go home and itch for 2 days straight
Have fun!
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:p hahaha funniest thing i heared all day
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hayrides come around once a year on halloween.........doesn't do me much good the other 364 days, what else you got?
 
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