"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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17 of the worlds BEST dates

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Don_Joffe

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I was reading through this article in the ARTICLE section on the sosuave website and whilst reading through the best dates I came across a point called 9. HAY RIDES - Have you ever been on a hayride? It's a lot of fun and something very different to do.

I HAVE NO IDEA what a HAY ride is, can someone please enlighten me as to what it is in some detail please.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nightspark

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:D rolling around int he hay.... good old nice expression for a good ol fashioned humpin....

i think


bah it's too late in the night and too hot to think about this
 
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diablo

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  • Find a tractor
  • Attach a trailer bed to the tractor
  • Put bundles of hay in the trailer bed, and along the flooring
  • Find a farmer to drive the tractor
  • Have him drive you over his farm while you sit in the back with the hay
  • Sneeze uncontrollably
  • Scratch as the mites, chiggers, and other bugs try to burrow into your skin
  • Grimace in pain due how sore you are from the trailer bed bumping around underneath you
  • Finish the ride
  • Go home and itch for 2 days straight
Have fun!
 
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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by diablo
  • Find a tractor
  • Attach a trailer bed to the tractor
  • Put bundles of hay in the trailer bed, and along the flooring
  • Find a farmer to drive the tractor
  • Have him drive you over his farm while you sit in the back with the hay
  • Sneeze uncontrollably
  • Scratch as the mites, chiggers, and other bugs try to burrow into your skin
  • Grimace in pain due how sore you are from the trailer bed bumping around underneath you
  • Finish the ride
  • Go home and itch for 2 days straight
Have fun!
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:p hahaha funniest thing i heared all day
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hayrides come around once a year on halloween.........doesn't do me much good the other 364 days, what else you got?
 
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