"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
13 year old steals dad's credit card and buys two hookers
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KontrollerX
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Ahahahahahhaa.
for a $1000 the two hookers could have at least show them their t1ts and let them squeeze them.
Is there a law against that? I mean if you think about it, a woman may bare her breasts to an infant and let it suckle her t1ty for milk, but if she shows it to a minor could she be slapped with an indecent exposure?! isn't that fvcked up?!
or what about suing the hookers for their money back? I mean it was an illegal transaction because:
A) Prostitution is illegal so you can't really sue an alleged illegal activity you participated it because you will be in trouble as well. Just like you don't go to the police and say " Hey officer my drug dealer stoled my money and my coke, I want to sue".
B) They didn't actually have sex with the minors so why should they get paid? If they saw that they were minors they should have left and not charge them for their time. In essence they did take advantage of the situation.
Is there a law against that? I mean if you think about it, a woman may bare her breasts to an infant and let it suckle her t1ty for milk, but if she shows it to a minor could she be slapped with an indecent exposure?! isn't that fvcked up?!
or what about suing the hookers for their money back? I mean it was an illegal transaction because:
A) Prostitution is illegal so you can't really sue an alleged illegal activity you participated it because you will be in trouble as well. Just like you don't go to the police and say " Hey officer my drug dealer stoled my money and my coke, I want to sue".
B) They didn't actually have sex with the minors so why should they get paid? If they saw that they were minors they should have left and not charge them for their time. In essence they did take advantage of the situation.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Completely hilarious. I'm amazed the kid was smart enough to do all that stuff. Totally crazy.
As for the women. They did nothing wrong. An escort becomes a hooker only after she preforms sexual acts on you. It is 100% legal for you call up an escort agency and have her accompany you where ever you want to go. For example it's your 20th High School reunion and you don't have a wife or a girlfriend so you call the agency and now you have a date for the event. That is why escorting services are allowed to have adds in the phone book.
Of course almost everybody knows that the real reason for escorts is to sell sex.
As for the women. They did nothing wrong. An escort becomes a hooker only after she preforms sexual acts on you. It is 100% legal for you call up an escort agency and have her accompany you where ever you want to go. For example it's your 20th High School reunion and you don't have a wife or a girlfriend so you call the agency and now you have a date for the event. That is why escorting services are allowed to have adds in the phone book.
Of course almost everybody knows that the real reason for escorts is to sell sex.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Damn kids now a days I tell ya. They just cant get enough.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
Poor Ralph. I can actually imagine Ralph from the Simpsons actually pulling off a stunt like this all in the same manner. He also became a politician too in an episode.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.