13 year old steals dad's credit card and buys two hookers

[redspicyflag]

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

lol

 

[KontrollerX]

Ahahahahahhaa.

 

[Triple T]

They played xbox with him??
not what I was expecting at all...

 

[DJDamage]

for a $1000 the two hookers could have at least show them their t1ts and let them squeeze them.

Is there a law against that? I mean if you think about it, a woman may bare her breasts to an infant and let it suckle her t1ty for milk, but if she shows it to a minor could she be slapped with an indecent exposure?! isn't that fvcked up?!

or what about suing the hookers for their money back? I mean it was an illegal transaction because:

A) Prostitution is illegal so you can't really sue an alleged illegal activity you participated it because you will be in trouble as well. Just like you don't go to the police and say " Hey officer my drug dealer stoled my money and my coke, I want to sue".

B) They didn't actually have sex with the minors so why should they get paid? If they saw that they were minors they should have left and not charge them for their time. In essence they did take advantage of the situation.

 

[DrD77]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Maxtro]

Completely hilarious. I'm amazed the kid was smart enough to do all that stuff. Totally crazy.

As for the women. They did nothing wrong. An escort becomes a hooker only after she preforms sexual acts on you. It is 100% legal for you call up an escort agency and have her accompany you where ever you want to go. For example it's your 20th High School reunion and you don't have a wife or a girlfriend so you call the agency and now you have a date for the event. That is why escorting services are allowed to have adds in the phone book.

Of course almost everybody knows that the real reason for escorts is to sell sex.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Damn kids now a days I tell ya. They just cant get enough.

 

[War Against Betaism]

Poor Ralph. I can actually imagine Ralph from the Simpsons actually pulling off a stunt like this all in the same manner. He also became a politician too in an episode.

 

[int3l]

damn, pretty smart kid. Quick on his toes i guess

 

[SamePendo]

The good thing is that there wasn't some ludicrous law that made him serve a jail or ****, just a slap in the wrist.