"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"10's" Do Exist!

Albert Steam

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I saw a couple of them in the same night, same locale.

One of them was a complete ringer for Brigitte Nielsen, without the squarish jaw line, but with the same short haircut.

The other looked like Karli Kloss with curly blonde hair.

One of them even made a move on me. The first one was checking me out subtly too.

These girls do exist. They're not just on magazine covers or in youtube videos. They go out and want to meet someone!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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that's prolly the hottest woman alive (Mexican fitness model). Face of an angel, body of a goddess
 

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Yup they do. I saw several of them in vegas recently. It’s unreal out there.
 

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I don't believe in 10s. First off, no one is perfect. Also, I see the 10 as the ideal point, "10" is the highest rating that can be given. You can't give a girl a "10" because what if you then see someone hotter? You can't say she's 10.1 or whatever. Better to give a near perfect girl a 9.5 or something, that way you can always go up if you have to.

The thing that impresses me most about model level women is how flawless their skin is, all over their body. I don't believe anyone has truly flawless skin though. Pictures get photoshopped, and girls wear makeup.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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One of them even made a move on me. The first one was checking me out subtly too.
Please share with us what happened, surely that's more thread-worthy than simply stating they exist?

Sick of these fake guys.
 

marmel75

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I saw a couple of them in the same night, same locale.

One of them was a complete ringer for Brigitte Nielsen, without the squarish jaw line, but with the same short haircut.

The other looked like Karli Kloss with curly blonde hair.

One of them even made a move on me. The first one was checking me out subtly too.

These girls do exist. They're not just on magazine covers or in youtube videos. They go out and want to meet someone!
Without makeup they'd be an 8.
 

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You haven't seen anything until you've lived in NYC.
It's the fashion capital of the world.
 

Murk

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Central London in the summer time, legs... boobs... skirts... stunners galore

I've spent so much money on dates this summer
 

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Without makeup they'd be an 8.
Even 6 or 7 . They take more than the boost from makeup . The clothes, shoes and swag also add to it.

Underneath it all is someone kid sister, a very normal but entitled girl .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The big shredded mexican bad boy, f8cks her doggystyle, up her A$$, makes her cvm then orders her to go to the kitchen and grab 2 shots of liquor. Afterwards he tells her to get out of the house and moves on to his business of making money. She will play with guys and make them do stuff, make them suffer then come back to the big mexican alpha for more d1ck. This is usually the case with these women. Be the ruthless alpha! Keep working on your body, health, wardrobe, work, money and be the best you instead of kiss1ing ass like this.
 

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Oh yeah... I'm in an LTR with a HB 8.5......life is grand.BTW everyone has their own "scale" based on your tastes.
 
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