"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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$1000 to Cute Girl on YouTube Last Night

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So, one of my guilty pleasures is watching gameplay on YouTube, preferably live streams. Since I'm too busy to play computer games, I can spend a little time watching other people do it. Plus I get to see games I might want to play someday when life slows down.

One streamer on YouTube is Meghan Yeah. My wife hates it when I watch her, so I watch Meghan sparingly, only if the games are good and when my wife is out of town. :)

So the idea of the live stream gaming is you donate money, especially for the next game in the series. I can see if you are a fan, maybe paying for the next game, but....I'm watching last night and one of her fans donated $1000.00! Of course Meghan then dances for the audience fully clothed (long sleeved even) and while holding her cat, who is her sidekick on the show.

What guy pays a cute online girl $1000.00 to play games like Fallout and Bioshock? This guy is a frequent donator. He has his own mug with his name on it on the show. More then likely, this man will never meet this Meghan, he will certainly never get to kiss her. She has a boyfriend.

What's happening to this world? The dynamics between the sexes is so messed up these days. Are these types of donations the new norm with young men?

Also, I swear, I only watch the show for the games. ;-)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What guy? That's easy, a brainwashed, desperate, lonely, obsessed loser with lots of money to burn.

You're too busy to play, but have time to watch others? No comment
 

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Sounds like that dude needs some Tom Leykis 101.
 

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My last ex-plate was a video streamer. Her audience was all ages, so she had to watch what she said or did. She would just sit there and talk BS and get people donating tokens that equated to real money.

Off the stream, you could also follow her on Instagram and Twitter.

Some of her biggest "fans" would be ridiculously loaded and shower her with money regularly. It was sad.

She got so hyped from attention/validation and of course... the m0neyz.
 

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I had no idea who this was, so I looked her up. I thought it was funny the way she shows her cat sleeping (or whatever she's doing) in one corner of the screen.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That... Is... A lot of money to donate to a game streamer. Female game streamers make so much it's almost worth it to dress up like a girl, shave and practice talking with higher pitch.

With donations like that they're making almost as much as regular camgirls, WITHOUT doing anything sexual. The first camgirl to stream games naked is going to be rich. It would combine the two favorite neckbeard activities in a single stream, gaming and fapping. Wouldn't be surprised if someone has done it, haven't heard of it though, but I'm not looking at camgirls.

To any camgirl stumbling upon my post, there's a free business idea. Don't send me a link, not interested.
 

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That... Is... A lot of money to donate to a game streamer. Female game streamers make so much it's almost worth it to dress up like a girl, shave and practice talking with higher pitch.

With donations like that they're making almost as much as regular camgirls, WITHOUT doing anything sexual. The first camgirl to stream games naked is going to be rich. It would combine the two favorite neckbeard activities in a single stream, gaming and fapping. Wouldn't be surprised if someone has done it, haven't heard of it though, but I'm not looking at camgirls.

To any camgirl stumbling upon my post, there's a free business idea. Don't send me a link, not interested.
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I know a girl that would be legit down to do this she's hot as **** and she's 19 lol.

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where do i go to setup a stream where people can pay lol im' dead serius
 

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I know a girl that would be legit down to do this she's hot as **** and she's 19 lol.

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where do i go to setup a stream where people can pay lol im' dead serius
I have no idea. I think maybe pornhub has a livestreaming service, don't know how it's monetized for the streamers though. If they don't then I'm sure there's tons of other live camgirl sites out there. Just Google it, you can't miss them.
 

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i'm a programmer i know how to setup live streaming i can use wowza or red5

i want to know where all these dudes that be watching these ****ing streams that pay donations and **** are i'll trot her smoke show ass out stark naked playing the **** out of metal gear solid 5

speaking of that check who plays quiet is hot as hell to me
 

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I haven't seen a video part where she's dancing, but from what I have seen, I wouldn't throw her out of bed.

Yes, there are some men who have money to burn. I browse around Chaturbate from time to time, and there are a lot of women who get huge donations, but at least they are grinding their vajayas around for it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Desperate is as desperate does
 

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Damn, and she's not even that attractive!

Well, to each their own. I wonder why I didn't get a donation when I beat Ninja Gaiden? Speedrunners don't even get this kind of money.
 

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I watch chatterbate from time to time. I don't tip. I just tease and chat with them a bit. There are loads of desperate guys that tip the women of all shapes and sizes. I'll keep my money and spend it on real girls.
 

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Ok this I don't understand one little bit. Wouldn't you be better off getting a POF account. You would still interact with chicks and no matter how clueless some horny s*** might bang you coz that's what she does.
 
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