10 Dating Tips - All You need to know!

[Raptured Phoenix]

Well folks, over my years of DJing, I have narrowed down all I learned into these 10 great tips. Forget Allen, forget the DJ Bible, forget NLP, forget Gunwith, forget Pook.

Follow the 10 dating tips!


So, I will now type out what I have to say, and may I so humbly suggest that these tips be stickied at the top? (I'm too humble to suggest sosuave delete's everything and sticks these on the homepage...but...anyone else is free to suggest this )


Well, now I know you want em, so here they are:














10 Tips for Effective Missionary Dating

1. If she tells you that you are hot...
Tell her God made you hot.

2. If she wants to hold your hand...
Give her a Bible.

3. If she tries to get closer...
Tell her the Holy Spirit is wooing her.

4. If she asks to pay for dinner...
Remind her that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If she reaches her arm around you...
Tell her that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.

6. If she tries to kiss you...
Remind her that a kiss killed your Savior.

7. If she asks to come inside...
Ask her if she has asked Jesus to come inside her heart.

8. If she tells you she loves you...
Tell her that Jesus loves her.

9. If she gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to her that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump her...
Tell her that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake her.

 

[DJoneday]

Comming from a family of hardcore christians....


That was hilarious, and exactally what my fam would want me to do.

 

[the_great_gaia]

that was outright disappointing. Other than the "Jesus" part, ok, dammit, this was just lame... this won't get you any chics at all. And if it did get you any chics, it would be the kind that won't fukk at all. I want to fukk MAN!!! F-U-K-K

 

[oOh Nasty]

Originally posted by the_great_gaia
that was outright disappointing. Other than the "Jesus" part, ok, dammit, this was just lame... this won't get you any chics at all. And if it did get you any chics, it would be the kind that won't fukk at all. I want to fukk MAN!!! F-U-K-K

i see some people on this site are gullible...

 

[100]

In a way, this is spiritual, this is telling you who you are. You are God. Jesus is part of you.

That's another way of looking at christianity. Works wonders with confidence

BTW, drink responsibly

 

[Disconnect]

ROFL! That cracked me up. Who would Jesus do?

 

[Raptured Phoenix]

hehe, I took this from http://www.datetosave.com

Thats a funny website. They even sell thongs with Jesus's picture over the cooch!

I can just imagine pulling down someones pants and seeing Jesus peer back at me...

WHAT THA FAUCK!



This is my favorite part on that website:

"thanks to Jeff for the cool pictures and setting up the store. He was my 3rd missionary date. I don't love him anymore, but Jesus still does"