"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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$1.6B mega millions

Will you play?

  • Hell yeah I'm buying 5+ tickets

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Ill buy 1 ticket. Can't win it if you aren't in it.

    Votes: 3 37.5%

  • The lottery is a tax on stupid people who don't understand odds

    Votes: 4 50.0%
  • Total voters
    8
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What do you think of the 1.6 billion dollar jackpot? Are you excited? A man can dream.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Lottery is for suckers. The house edge is over 50% on the front end, then you get taxed on the winnings if you even win.

Conclusion: only play games you can win. Gambling is for chumps.
 
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Yeah it's foolish to think you have a likely chance to win. I buy a ticket like once a year when the pot gets big and imagine what I would do if I won for fun. What's surprising is reading a statistic that the average American spends $200 a year on the lottery. That's a good chunk of change to lose on such astronomical odds.
 
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Pshht I donated my $2 an hour ago. It's worth the chance
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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EyeBRollin said:
Lottery is for suckers. The house edge is over 50% on the front end, then you get taxed on the winnings if you even win.

Conclusion: only play games you can win. Gambling is for chumps.
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Pshht I donated my $2 an hour ago. It's worth the chance
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Your expected return on that $2 is about $.50, maybe less. The lottery isn’t even odds. They literally take your money. In a casino it would be the worst odds in the whole building.

To clarif, out of the $1.6 billion prize, your odds are a lot longer than 1:1.6 billion. It’s more like 1:4 billion.
 
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EyeBRollin said:
Lottery is for suckers. The house edge is over 50% on the front end, then you get taxed on the winnings if you even win.

Conclusion: only play games you can win. Gambling is for chumps.
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At this level of odds, it's not like the "law of averages" applies, LOL.
 
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EyeBRollin said:
Your expected return on that $2 is about $.50, maybe less. The lottery isn’t even odds. They literally take your money. In a casino it would be the worst odds in the whole building.

To clarif, out of the $1.6 billion prize, your odds are a lot longer than 1:1.6 billion. It’s more like 1:4 billion.
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I'm cool with that
 
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I'm cool with that
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So how fat are you exactly? I think it's fair for all if us to know because this matters. A fat feminists opinion is going to be different than a fit pretty (or even fit and average face) girl. You can take a photo of your body and blur you face so that you wont be doxxed.

Ugly girls opinions on mens dating is irrelevant. Why not stop lying by omission, which is what you're doing if you're a fat @ss and or ugly.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Soflobro#3 said:
So how fat are you exactly? I think it's fair for all if us to know because this matters. A fat feminists opinion is going to be different than a fit pretty (or even fit and average face) girl. You can take a photo of your body and blur you face so that you wont be doxxed.

Ugly girls opinions on mens dating is irrelevant. Why not stop lying by omission, which is what you're doing if you're a fat @ss and or ugly.
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Lol, I'm not fat at all and I am considered attractive
 
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Alright @Soflobro#3 I totally don't engage you because you're personality isn't reliable. I see nothing has changed. I'm not interested in going back and forth with you. Have a nice day
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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