"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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$1.6B mega millions

Will you play?

  • Hell yeah I'm buying 5+ tickets

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Ill buy 1 ticket. Can't win it if you aren't in it.

    Votes: 3 37.5%
  • The lottery is a tax on stupid people who don't understand odds

    Votes: 4 50.0%

  • Total voters
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Fzatf

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What do you think of the 1.6 billion dollar jackpot? Are you excited? A man can dream.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Lottery is for suckers. The house edge is over 50% on the front end, then you get taxed on the winnings if you even win.

Conclusion: only play games you can win. Gambling is for chumps.
 

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Yeah it's foolish to think you have a likely chance to win. I buy a ticket like once a year when the pot gets big and imagine what I would do if I won for fun. What's surprising is reading a statistic that the average American spends $200 a year on the lottery. That's a good chunk of change to lose on such astronomical odds.
 

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Pshht I donated my $2 an hour ago. It's worth the chance
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lottery is for suckers. The house edge is over 50% on the front end, then you get taxed on the winnings if you even win.

Conclusion: only play games you can win. Gambling is for chumps.
Funny but true 1540208782226.png
 

EyeBRollin

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Pshht I donated my $2 an hour ago. It's worth the chance
Your expected return on that $2 is about $.50, maybe less. The lottery isn’t even odds. They literally take your money. In a casino it would be the worst odds in the whole building.

To clarif, out of the $1.6 billion prize, your odds are a lot longer than 1:1.6 billion. It’s more like 1:4 billion.
 

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Lottery is for suckers. The house edge is over 50% on the front end, then you get taxed on the winnings if you even win.

Conclusion: only play games you can win. Gambling is for chumps.
At this level of odds, it's not like the "law of averages" applies, LOL.
 

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Your expected return on that $2 is about $.50, maybe less. The lottery isn’t even odds. They literally take your money. In a casino it would be the worst odds in the whole building.

To clarif, out of the $1.6 billion prize, your odds are a lot longer than 1:1.6 billion. It’s more like 1:4 billion.
I'm cool with that
 

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I'm cool with that
So how fat are you exactly? I think it's fair for all if us to know because this matters. A fat feminists opinion is going to be different than a fit pretty (or even fit and average face) girl. You can take a photo of your body and blur you face so that you wont be doxxed.

Ugly girls opinions on mens dating is irrelevant. Why not stop lying by omission, which is what you're doing if you're a fat @ss and or ugly.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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So how fat are you exactly? I think it's fair for all if us to know because this matters. A fat feminists opinion is going to be different than a fit pretty (or even fit and average face) girl. You can take a photo of your body and blur you face so that you wont be doxxed.

Ugly girls opinions on mens dating is irrelevant. Why not stop lying by omission, which is what you're doing if you're a fat @ss and or ugly.
Lol, I'm not fat at all and I am considered attractive
 

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Alright @Soflobro#3 I totally don't engage you because you're personality isn't reliable. I see nothing has changed. I'm not interested in going back and forth with you. Have a nice day
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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