"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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White Boy

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switch said:
dude no insult but you an ugly mofo, ofc that just proves that anyone can get a crack.
guys if he gets laid , you can get laid too

good site btw
lol thanks but im not really concerned with online dudes checking out my face

Also yessssss

I'm glad you liked the site
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ThunderMaverick

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Purefilth said:
Try saying it in a c0ckney accent then.

Sad having to explain a joke to someone... Makes me feel like I'm talking to a girl..


And noone else had an issue, just you and white boy.

Well done your brain is on par with a slow witted 17 year old.

:crackup:



I'm not that familiar with c0ckney, but i am familiar with math. You say "NO ONE" but two people didn't understand the joke? That doesn't make sense. What's wrong with you? You don't have to explain the joke to me because if i did get it i probably wouldn't find it funny anyways.

All you needed to do was say "it's a c0ckney joke" and be on your marry way. Again, stop trying to sound smart when you aren't. You told a joke a few people NOT from your area didn't get. K, pumpkin?

Good.
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
I'm not that familiar with c0ckney, but i am familiar with math. You say "NO ONE" but two people didn't understand the joke? That doesn't make sense. What's wrong with you? You don't have to explain the joke to me because if i did get it i probably wouldn't find it funny anyways.

All you needed to do was say "it's a c0ckney joke" and be on your marry way. Again, stop trying to sound smart when you aren't. You told a joke a few people NOT from your area didn't get. K, pumpkin?

Good.
Yeah cool story bro.


I'm sorry noone else - just you two.

I'm failing to see how you dont understand that.
Oh right, youre all about maths and this is ENGLISH.


It was posted by Naughty Ninja anyway - he's an american.


Its all White-Boy nothing special - sounds like "Its alright boy - nothing special"



Tell you what, just give up on trying to understand any english and go back to your world of numbers.


Goodbye bender.

P.s. Go Fvck yourself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Okay, thanks for explaining the bad joke to me jr. Still not funny :)

Btw saying it with a c0ckney accent makes no sense either. Seriously, what's up with you?
 

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Why are guys still arguing about that. It's not that big of a deal.

I thought this forum was for guys to swap tips about dating girls. But all I really see is arguing and bitterness.

Besides, I just want some feedback on my website :D

Thanks for bumping the thread to the top, but I need some advice for engaging people who visit my blog

thanks
 

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YES!!!

I just added my new logo and a Facebook like box.

I have to admit, my site looks sexy as hell now.
 

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I liked your site, but your mascot of the gameboy color is a trademark infringement of Nintendo. Don't be surprised if someone on Youtube reports you and your channel gets shut down.

Also,get rid of those awful glasses. They look terrible on you. You are much better looking without them.
 

White Boy

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Dust 2 Dust said:
I liked your site, but your mascot of the gameboy color is a trademark infringement of Nintendo. Don't be surprised if someone on Youtube reports you and your channel gets shut down.

Also,get rid of those awful glasses. They look terrible on you. You are much better looking without them.
Hey thanks Dust 2 Dust, I appreciate your concern. I probably am rolling the dice with my mascot. What I'm hoping is that it's ambiguous enough to pass off as a general gamer pic. Like this playstation controller or this knock off xbox controller graphic.

My pic doesn't actually say 'Gameboy' or 'Nintendo' anywhere on it but Dust to Dust is right, I'm taking a risk associating the graphic with my website.

For those curious, here's a pic of my brand logo. Cutting it close, I know

Also, thanks about the glasses haha. I wore them for a "hipster" prank video I filmed, but ultimately never uploaded. Even though I never uploaded the hipster prankh have the still pics. I sort of agree with you though haha. Those hipster glasses only look good on girls.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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