"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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White Boy

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switch said:
dude no insult but you an ugly mofo, ofc that just proves that anyone can get a crack.
guys if he gets laid , you can get laid too

good site btw
lol thanks but im not really concerned with online dudes checking out my face

Also yessssss

I'm glad you liked the site
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ThunderMaverick

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Purefilth said:
Try saying it in a c0ckney accent then.

Sad having to explain a joke to someone... Makes me feel like I'm talking to a girl..


And noone else had an issue, just you and white boy.

Well done your brain is on par with a slow witted 17 year old.

:crackup:



I'm not that familiar with c0ckney, but i am familiar with math. You say "NO ONE" but two people didn't understand the joke? That doesn't make sense. What's wrong with you? You don't have to explain the joke to me because if i did get it i probably wouldn't find it funny anyways.

All you needed to do was say "it's a c0ckney joke" and be on your marry way. Again, stop trying to sound smart when you aren't. You told a joke a few people NOT from your area didn't get. K, pumpkin?

Good.
 

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ThunderMaverick said:
I'm not that familiar with c0ckney, but i am familiar with math. You say "NO ONE" but two people didn't understand the joke? That doesn't make sense. What's wrong with you? You don't have to explain the joke to me because if i did get it i probably wouldn't find it funny anyways.

All you needed to do was say "it's a c0ckney joke" and be on your marry way. Again, stop trying to sound smart when you aren't. You told a joke a few people NOT from your area didn't get. K, pumpkin?

Good.
Yeah cool story bro.


I'm sorry noone else - just you two.

I'm failing to see how you dont understand that.
Oh right, youre all about maths and this is ENGLISH.


It was posted by Naughty Ninja anyway - he's an american.


Its all White-Boy nothing special - sounds like "Its alright boy - nothing special"



Tell you what, just give up on trying to understand any english and go back to your world of numbers.


Goodbye bender.

P.s. Go Fvck yourself.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Okay, thanks for explaining the bad joke to me jr. Still not funny :)

Btw saying it with a c0ckney accent makes no sense either. Seriously, what's up with you?
 

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Why are guys still arguing about that. It's not that big of a deal.

I thought this forum was for guys to swap tips about dating girls. But all I really see is arguing and bitterness.

Besides, I just want some feedback on my website :D

Thanks for bumping the thread to the top, but I need some advice for engaging people who visit my blog

thanks
 

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YES!!!

I just added my new logo and a Facebook like box.

I have to admit, my site looks sexy as hell now.
 

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I liked your site, but your mascot of the gameboy color is a trademark infringement of Nintendo. Don't be surprised if someone on Youtube reports you and your channel gets shut down.

Also,get rid of those awful glasses. They look terrible on you. You are much better looking without them.
 

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Dust 2 Dust said:
I liked your site, but your mascot of the gameboy color is a trademark infringement of Nintendo. Don't be surprised if someone on Youtube reports you and your channel gets shut down.

Also,get rid of those awful glasses. They look terrible on you. You are much better looking without them.
Hey thanks Dust 2 Dust, I appreciate your concern. I probably am rolling the dice with my mascot. What I'm hoping is that it's ambiguous enough to pass off as a general gamer pic. Like this playstation controller or this knock off xbox controller graphic.

My pic doesn't actually say 'Gameboy' or 'Nintendo' anywhere on it but Dust to Dust is right, I'm taking a risk associating the graphic with my website.

For those curious, here's a pic of my brand logo. Cutting it close, I know

Also, thanks about the glasses haha. I wore them for a "hipster" prank video I filmed, but ultimately never uploaded. Even though I never uploaded the hipster prankh have the still pics. I sort of agree with you though haha. Those hipster glasses only look good on girls.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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