‘World’s smallest penis’ patient claims his procedure was a big success — but he still hasn’t seen the results

MatureDJ

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Michael Phillips, 38, told TMZ that he underwent the operation on Monday in North Carolina, where doctors injected his 0.38-inch member — well within the parameters of a "micropenis," per medics — with semi-permanent dermal filler to up his girth.
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"Micro man seeks tiny vagina."
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand, I'm a micro man"
 
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