"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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so i nailed a chick in a cemetary

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it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.

it was kinda fun except i was tired as hell and was not able to get off. She was on top and did all the work. She is kinda kinky in that way and wants to do it again next week.

I made a fool out of myself though cause i put the condom on backwards twice. They were ****ty condoms that were 2 small so she just laughed at me :confused:
Anyway i guess it cant be that bad cause i laughed with her about it and she still wants more.

She also bit me REALLY hard and now i got this huge as bite mark on the back of my neck.

anyway it was quite the interesting night
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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wow that girl is messed up

good work, tho, i guess
 
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As long as you dont turn into a vampire from the bite, good job.
 
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Freaky girl. Kinda sick, but nice work still.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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she'll be wanting to dig up a corpse next and have a threesome with it
 
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This is just comical!!!

comic_relief
 
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How do you put a condom on backwards? How do you even manage to unroll it if it's inside out?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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how do you top that.?

you are just going to have to get into SMF or do it in a coffin next
 
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here we have the devils advocate's submissions at the cemetery
 
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haha.. ive heard of dancin on someones grave.. but yeh.. interesting.. did u nut on the grave too? damn !
 
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lol no not on a grave. on a park bench though.

It was crazy cause we pretty much ****ed for almost an hour straight. i was surprised i kept my hard on that long.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yeah i didnt get the condom on. And i only brought 2 up from the car, she was like "you dork" but its all good cause i ****ed her again yesterday.
She sucked me off pretty good 2.
 
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personally i could care less about the cemetary. things like that dont creep me out. Real people are far more creepier.
 
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she just text me "by the way thanks fore pentrating me last night, hopefully see you later ****er"
 
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I would say good job but my auntie grandmoms and my brothers dads are in cemeteries. Aww hell, good job.
 
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Fenderules said:
it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.
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She is a graveyard hor!!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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