"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I was at Wal-Mart late tonight and looking around in some isle and a cute girl came around the corner with a uniform on, I thought she worked there. She was looking around the shelf so I didn't hesitate and made my move.

Me: Can I help you find something?

Her: Huh?

Me: Well maybe you can help me find something. What's your name?

Then I shook her hand and gave her my name, and made the usual fluff talk for 5 minutes and I told her to put her # in my phone.

So I open up my phone and type in her name and she told me how to spell it, then she put her # in.

Then I called her and talked to her for 5 minutes so she had my #. Then I went to check out and she was hanging around giving me the googley eyes.

The plan is to call tomorrow, get a date this weekend.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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r0cky said:
Nice. So what did you talk about after you opened?
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After I opened her I got her name and shook her hand. Then I asked her where she worked, and let her talk. Then I just asked if she is from the area. She asked where I worked and lived. Basic crap that like.

Then I told her I'm going to call her so she has my #. So I called and when she answered I told her this is the number for the partyline... and she was laughing.

Then I was walking to check out and bumped into her again, and she said she was looking for her friend (her friend was a dude). She stayed close to me until I was done checking out. Then I paid for my stuff and waived bye to her with a big smile and got the hell out of dodge.
 
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did you ask her if you can fvck her in the isles like the dirty wh0res that they are?
 
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Leykis 101 says don't do weekend dates unless it's someone you've had sex with before and it's a guaranteed nail.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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guywhoneedshelp said:
Leykis 101 says don't do weekend dates unless it's someone you've had sex with before and it's a guaranteed nail.
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Interesting, but I'm sticking to the plan.
 
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straight suave man..im going to try this..
but what if she turns out to be rude like
NO! i dont need your help!
or
Um i dont give out my name..

what would you do to get her name?
give me a play plz.i like having a back up plan before going in for it
 
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slickaz said:
straight suave man..im going to try this..
but what if she turns out to be rude like
NO! i dont need your help!
or
Um i dont give out my name..

what would you do to get her name?
give me a play plz.i like having a back up plan before going in for it
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If she won't even give you her name I doubt she is going to give you her #... so if you get resistance just forget it and move on to the next girl.

Stay tuned because I plan on using the # tonight.
 
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eh. walmart slappers....you can have em. low prices and low class hors.
 
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eh. walmart slappers....you can have em. low prices and low class hors.
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She doesn't work there, she was just a customer like you and me.

At first I thought she worked there, but she had a uniform on from some other place.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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is it just me, or do only really fat and ugly people go to wal-mart
like i've never seen a decent person go there.
 
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is it just me, or do only really fat and ugly people go to wal-mart
like i've never seen a decent person go there.
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It's you. Plenty of hotties at Wal-Mart.

Called her, no answer. So I shot her a text and she replied and let me know she was sleeping. I told her I'll call her tomorrow to which she replied "Great!"

I'm confident this is going to end well.
 
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VLAD!!! looking good bro, handle your ****...
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Thanks! I am just trying to stress how EASY this was.. It just took 10 minutes and I have a good chance at some new a$$.

And to think, I was SO close to letting her just walk away without saying anything. She was about to turn and walk away and the little voice in my head made me say something.

Once I opened her it was easy. The conversation just flowed.. it really put me in a great mood.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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So I'm meeting this girl tonight for some drinks and maybe shoot some pool. Any last minute tips?

I don't think I am going to try and bang her on the first date. Just get to know her, have a couple beers, go for the kiss close and bolt. Sound like a good plan?
 
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Just noticed you said "get the hell out of dodge"... you actually in Dodge City Kansas Wal-Mart? (Working in Dodge City right now myself is why I ask)

As for the attractiveness of people in wal-mart, theres a huge span and its all location. I used to live in a college town and Wal-mart had 6 to 8's walking around everywhere, with an occasional 9 and 10. I never worked there but I had friends who were constantly taking pictures of hot girls in Wal-mart on their cell phones. The amount of cute girls working their is less existent though.

However, after being in Dodge City where the population skips the age range of 18 to 25 unless your working manual labor, the amount of cute girls is nil. The same goes for guys, there just aren't a lot of attractive people around here, and its mostly due to the fact that its a damn meat packing community where people don't have to put forth effort around here. Coming from a college town I'd say I'm average, but I get a lot of girls looking and staring... just gotta check out your location on Wal-Marts :)

Good Luck Impaler... on a side note I have a friend that was born in Transylvania.
 
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No I'm not in Dodge City. That line is just a cliche.

I thought she was going to flake, but it's still on.
 
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I'm back from the date! If anyone cares here's how it went.

We met up at the bar I waited for her in a booth. She was late and I was 3 beers deep by the time she arrived.

She showed up looking sexy as hell. Very skimpy top, mini skirt, the works! She started KINO'ing me right away so I returned the KINO. Music was playing loud so it was hard to talk inside.

After she had a couple drinks we left and went outside and sat down to talk. She is cool as hell! We have tons in common. She is definitely a party girl. I kissed her when we were outside.

After we talked for awhile outside she said she had to go because of work tomorrow. I gave her a ride home, she asked me if I want to see her again. She asked if I'm married.

When I dropped her off, we kissed again, and everything clicked on this date! I told her to call me, then she told me to call her.

On my way home I realized I don't care about my oneitis girl anymore. She can go to hell! This girl is much better.

The lesson here is if you see a girl you like when you are out at the store, or wherever, OPEN HER! You never know what might happen.
 
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Now that's what I call a GOOD date.Congrats,man.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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