Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Girl talks too much

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konmai

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I like her personality. She's gorgeous. The content of her conversation is actually interesting, but she just goes on FOREVER! Her emails are also essay length. Other than this, she's almost perfect. Why? :cuss: I've dated a lot of girls, and I have never met one who talks or writes so much.

You guys ever date a girl who was pretty awesome but just couldn't get to the point?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Diaforetikos

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Yup. My first girl was a yapper. Went on about nothing. To top it all off, her jokes were super corny. She started to get funnier towards the end of our relationship, but that was because she hung around me so much.

My advice is hit it and quit it... or toot it and boot it... or stick it then flick it... or screw it and lose it... or pop it and drop it... or... I'm done.

I promise.
 
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I was over at a girl's house 2 weeks ago.

She was yapping as usual and I grabbed a piece of tape and went to put it over her mouth....

It turned her on in BIG way.
 
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vatoloco

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Dude! Let her yap away. If she's talking, she's happy. Worry about it when all she does is look out the window in complete silence. Then you have problems my friend...

My girlfriend loves to yap. She talks about the most inconsequential things and I hardly remember what she says. All I know is "I'm a great listener" and she is in Cloud 9.

"Oh Mikey, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time? ... All I do man is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie, okay?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKeDr3k7n0

The one time when she's quiet is when she grabs my cock and puts it in her mouth. :D
 
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cablecow15

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scorpio1138 said:
I was over at a girl's house 2 weeks ago.

She was yapping as usual and I grabbed a piece of tape and went to put it over her mouth....

It turned her on in BIG way.
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lmao this post is awesome
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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