"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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    how would I go about scoring this dime?

    Show pictures of your girls. I'm being insulted by people who fvck ugly girls and get into relationships with them?
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    White women aren't nearly as bad as they are portrayed.

    How do you spend money on her? I doubt you literally hand her cash, do you?
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    how would I go about scoring this dime?

    1. No one was talking to you. 2. He can't ask her out in person because he won't see her again in person unless it's completely random. It could be a year or eternity before he accidentally bumps into her again.
  4. R

    how would I go about scoring this dime?

    Hey remember that picture you posted a while ago... Never mind...
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    I went out with a friend and 2 girls tonight

    Show a picture of some of your girls. About 80% of what you said was inaccurate, but oh well.
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    how would I go about scoring this dime?

    You still have a way to contact her. So try to set up something short and inexpensive. Try to make her a fvck buddy. Let her know you wouldn't go around bragging about it and you wouldn't tell anyone in her social circle unless she decides to.
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    I went out with a friend and 2 girls tonight

    With your God-like aesthetics, you should be able to get quick lays off Tinder every day
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    Free Tinder sex

    Was supposed to be the 2nd at night. It's 7:30am. Some rescheduling may happen, but I'd rather just post when it happens rather than keep everyone so closely involved. Iow... I'll let you know.
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    Ethnic women hating their own men once they assimilate into western society.

    If I use a condom?
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    The Enigma of Status

    I don't need answers to questions. I "need" hands doing work. For a reasonable price. I could just as easily do the work myself, but I can't be multiple places at once if I want to scale up the business. Now all the people who were insulting me have been blessed by God apparently.
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    The Enigma of Status

    Anyone who can't see through that half as$ed nonsense was born yesterday. I have people lined up wanting to "help" me (aka me pay them).
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    Somebody who is very good with online dating help me write a profile

    You should have no trouble with your superior everything? You're obviously better than 99.9999% of other human beings.
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    Ethnic women hating their own men once they assimilate into western society.

    Because it's the only ethnicity I've never been with.
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    The Enigma of Status

    So your "status" is volunteering at your grandmother's nursing home? Did you not know death was a real thing prior to this? Is this your first experience with anything serious? Not only have I been the one in the hospital at the age of 17... But my grandparents are already dead. I think...
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    Ethnic women hating their own men once they assimilate into western society.

    Real question: Prostitution is legal in Australia, right? Where's my best bet to find an Aborigine prostitute?
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    Notes from Winghouse...

    I typed these noted on my phone while sitting at the Winghouse bar. These are very clear truths that became apparent to me or that I already knew and am expanding on.... All there is between a guy and a girl is SEX... and the girls are definitely trading it for something. They look for...
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    White women aren't nearly as bad as they are portrayed.

    This guy and his race posts... Does he have anything else to say? I would say he's obviously insecure/confused about his own race, but I don't actually care that much to get into a discussion about it.
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    I went out with a friend and 2 girls tonight

    Hell no. I'm not one to insult others, but I am not this man.
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    Guys here who workout, have you ever head any luck with the hotties at your gym?

    I've seen more than you have. And hotter ones! I've seen so many, it's gotten old. I think you are just young and stupid, most likely. Good luck with those endorphins.
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    Hope your 2018 goes better than mine...

    You're a little kid who DOESN'T FVCK HOT GIRLS.
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