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  1. HyenaPrince

    My therapist update

    What are you talking about?
  2. HyenaPrince

    Thoughts on political correctness

    You didn't say anything extreme in my opinion. If that's the vocabulary you use when you're having a good time with friends, why change it? Surely not for a butthurt b*tch.
  3. HyenaPrince

    How should I bring up to my GF that I don't like the thirst trap pics she posts on Snapchat

    Wrong. He needs to up his Snapchat game and f*ck every woman who hits him up.
  4. HyenaPrince

    Goodbye thread

    Although I've never had any conversations with you, I wish you all the best. Best of luck on your self-improvement journey. You've recognized the problem and decided to do something about it. That's more than 50% of the effort. The rest will fall into place. The more you work on yourself and...
  5. HyenaPrince

    Chicks are laughing at men's OLD profiles

    Take it easy man. No need to say something like that. Instead, you should invest a minimum amount of your time for wishy-washy sweet-talk. By doing this, these types of women won't have any material and thus back off immediately. You'll filter out the bad ones and end up with the good ones (who...
  6. HyenaPrince

    How should I bring up to my GF that I don't like the thirst trap pics she posts on Snapchat

    Exactly. I wouldn't even be surprised if she came up with some bullsh*t excuse like "I'm insecure about my body and want to feel good by posting it." Damn, women know how to make even the most ridiculous situations look rational. You need to take a step back every once in a while and look at...
  7. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    Look man, I feel bad... for living rent-free in your head. But don't worry, Felicia. I'll make it up to you. Since you're my little b*tch now, I'll buy you some lingerie or a nice dress. We both know you set a timer after you inserted your favorite SEO keywords "BBC", "Ass", "Taking it up"...
  8. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    You're extremely uncreative in your "comebacks" man. I've expected more from a rear gunner. Here I am expecting a good exchange and all you do is repeating yourself. You've definitely had this conversation before. Maybe with your previous lover? Was he black? Why are you talking about dresses...
  9. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    We both know you don't buy cucumbers for making salads. Are you with the rainbow gang and carefully trying to approach me with your codewords and abbreviations? I got it! You've signed up on SoSuave to learn how men think, in order to get some cute guys in your local gay bars. Why didn't you...
  10. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    He's even in on the lingo. You're a good girl, Micky. You're vibrant when it comes to non-whites, huh? After today you're my little b*tch!
  11. HyenaPrince

    Sean Penn on the #MeToo movement

    Same. When Cliff Booth (Brad Pitt) whooped those hippies' a*sses man. Too funny. The last scene in Rick Dalton's (Leonardo DiCaprio) house had me rolling on the floor. Hateful Eight has some nuances of Django, yet it's completely different. It's similar to Reservoir Dogs in that it mainly plays...
  12. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    Be careful, little missy. Or else Mike Tyson might visit you tonight and spank your Don Juanita a*s. Lock the doors to your basement apartment.
  13. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    Was that supposed to go in your pink unicorn diary, little princess?
  14. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    What is it with you and "simps"? We couldn't care less what happens to Tyson as a person. I don't know who touched you bro, but you're clearly taking this personally. Your extreme contrast reaction is exactly what's wrong with society. @Reyaj and I both agreed with you in that Tyson has done bad...
  15. HyenaPrince

    My depressed girlfriend broke up with me due to needing space, but gets mad when I give it to her

    She's manipulative as f*ck. She will throw him this bait again and again until she gets tired of him. She won't fix herself, why would she? She's having success with her tactic. Otherwise she wouldn't have created such havoc in OP's mind. Women don't fix themselves. This is just the story they...
  16. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    First of all, I agree that Tyson did some f*cked up sh*t in the past. 100%. But you have to shift down a gear for a moment. How do we know that this really happened that way? Why do you take Teddy's word at face value? Moreover, Tyson was 15 years old at that time. A stupid, emotionally damaged...
  17. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    "Put your mother in a straightjacket, you punkass white boy... I'll f*ck you until you love me." Although everything he said in this scene sounds badass, you can clearly see he's scared. Not of the journalist he's cussing out, but rather of the whole situation and being judged by the world. He...
  18. HyenaPrince

    Mike Tyson figured out life...

    How was he forced to fight? He got into boxing through Bobby Stewart. He discovered Tyson at the age of 13 or so. He was always a specimen of a human. In his teens he already had been arrested over 30 times. Dude was always fighting people on the streets. Add to that his f*cked up...
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