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Careful about the just-as-scary STD - unwanted pregnancy. Put a rubber on!

Jeezus! She just told you she gets cold sores. That's it! Tell her about Lipactin (get it at the drugstore) and live life. This isn't a big deal, and does not imply any slutty habits.

But the more likely problem if you put her in her place using the wrong tactics, she could go ape**** crazy on him. While you don't want her as your friend, would you prefer her to be your enemy? Diplomacy is best suited to this problem. Remember, it is not your responsibility to be...

*shrug* maybe you have become boring and predictable Maybe she thinks you are only using her for sex, and that is the only reason you stop by. It sounds like you are spending too much time with her if you are seeing her every day. Give her some time to miss you - and your d!ck.

1) Tell her the truth of what happened 2) Get tissues to dry her tears from her laughter 3) Have sex :)

If the women read books, then they will start to get ideas. If they get ideas, they might get the idea that they should be let out of the kitchen. If they are let out of the kitchen then they might want to vote. Oh wait... :) Read the book after she finishes. It is the only way for...

Lipactin is a good Cold Sore minimizer. It works for me.

Careful that you aren't overdoing the protein. You can prolly cut back to only a scoop to make the whey last longer. Also, beware of eating too much protein. Your body will use ketosis to split the amino acids to use for energy. Then you start to *STINK*. No showering or breath mints...

Shoop by Salt N Pepa and Candyman by Christina Aquilera were both positive songs sung by women and in the same pop category as Rihanna.

Possibly because you come across as needy. And if this is true, they know it and are playing you, not into you. Read the DJ bible. A link is at the bottom of every SoSuave page.

She was fishing for compliments and she pulled up a boot. :D ALso she might have been testing for his interest.

I like the hot sauce idea to prevent accidental on-purpose pregnancies

Don't cancel as that turns you into a jerk. All you have to do is not be available all the time, but when you are available you show up as promised.

"Despite how it sounds, Andi is not a first-class *****." Uh-huh...

I do hope that you are playing soccer in some fashion. You may not be able to go pro, but you can still follow your passion!

They are only low on the social heirarchy, not poisonous influences. Otherwise Law 10 should be applied.

Seeing as you have had communication and talked about it - being open. It might mean that it is her problem now. Has she been cheated on in the past? Has she had her trust ripped from her in another way? Talking over her insecurities with a therapist might do her some good. (Might do...

She's jealous of your relationship with your friends. It could be controlling behavior; it could be a giant **** test. Because the friendships are on the up and up (no risk of cheating) you may not be solving anything by giving them up. Think of it from a DJ point of view, (which is to be...

www.xkcd.com for the win!

Prolly make you pee in a cup and analyse the pee.