"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Prison Inmate Cooking Show (from his Tiny Cell) on YouTube....

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I enjoy watching cooking shows to see what tips I can learn and today stumbled on the show "prison meals" by a man who is serving time in Fed prison and able to cook meals in his cell! He has a YouTube channel which I've heard is legit!

I am shocked at what this guy is able to prepare and cook right in his cell! He is extremely creative and combines the veggies/potatoes the prison serves (adds others from the commissary) spices/seasons them up, makes a sauce from mayo (no oil or butter - not allowed?) and appears to have.the entire commissary of spices/seasonings and condiments stocked in his extremely small cell!

He uses plastic spoons to chop up the food into pieces instead of knives which I imagine are not sold in the commissary or allowed. Forks aren't allowed either. He eats with the plastic spoon as well.

He doesnt eat the dry gnarly looking processed meat that is served, he buys pre-packaged beef, sausage chicken and rice from the commissary, seasons everything with the zillion spices/seasonings he has and grills on a makeshift grill/hot plate he made himself. He makes the rice in a bowl by adding hot water.

The grill doesn't get very hot so takes longer to cook but man some of the stuff this guy makes looks really good!

A tip I learned from him is adding jelly to the sausage while grilling, I used strawberry preserves and it was delicious! Adds a fruity sweetness to the hot salty sausage, something I had never seen from professional chefs on the traditional cooking shows.

Right now he is making fried rice and veggies sautéed with mayo and LOTS of spices and seasonings. Prepackaged chopped beef sautéed with mayo and seasoned same way.

Check it out!

 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Don't trust the "mayo" in prison
What's up with the mayo? It's from a sqeeze bottle. Although not sure how he is able to refrigerate it after opening?

Edit: I just googled it.

"Commercial bottled or squeeze-bottle mayonnaise does not strictly require refrigeration for food safety after opening."

I did not know that! The things I learn... lol
 
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that just flew over your head
What's up with the mayo? It's from a sqeeze bottle. Although not sure how he is able to refrigerate it after opening?

Edit: I just googled it.

"Commercial bottled or squeeze-bottle mayonnaise does not strictly require refrigeration for food safety after opening."

I did not know that! The things I learn... lol
unless you're just playing ..

This is why we ❤ you, cat
 

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OK, now I'm motivated about mayo & prison.

There is a Mayo Prison in Florida. Mayo & Lemonade is "prison bleach blonde" formula. What else is there? :rolleyes:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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