"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Prison Inmate Cooking Show (from his Tiny Cell) on YouTube....

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I enjoy watching cooking shows to see what tips I can learn and today stumbled on the show "prison meals" by a man who is serving time in Fed prison and able to cook meals in his cell! He has a YouTube channel which I've heard is legit!

I am shocked at what this guy is able to prepare and cook right in his cell! He is extremely creative and combines the veggies/potatoes the prison serves (adds others from the commissary) spices/seasons them up, makes a sauce from mayo (no oil or butter - not allowed?) and appears to have.the entire commissary of spices/seasonings and condiments stocked in his extremely small cell!

He uses plastic spoons to chop up the food into pieces instead of knives which I imagine are not sold in the commissary or allowed. Forks aren't allowed either. He eats with the plastic spoon as well.

He doesnt eat the dry gnarly looking processed meat that is served, he buys pre-packaged beef, sausage chicken and rice from the commissary, seasons everything with the zillion spices/seasonings he has and grills on a makeshift grill/hot plate he made himself. He makes the rice in a bowl by adding hot water.

The grill doesn't get very hot so takes longer to cook but man some of the stuff this guy makes looks really good!

A tip I learned from him is adding jelly to the sausage while grilling, I used strawberry preserves and it was delicious! Adds a fruity sweetness to the hot salty sausage, something I had never seen from professional chefs on the traditional cooking shows.

Right now he is making fried rice and veggies sautéed with mayo and LOTS of spices and seasonings. Prepackaged chopped beef sautéed with mayo and seasoned same way.

Check it out!

 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Don't trust the "mayo" in prison
What's up with the mayo? It's from a sqeeze bottle. Although not sure how he is able to refrigerate it after opening?

Edit: I just googled it.

"Commercial bottled or squeeze-bottle mayonnaise does not strictly require refrigeration for food safety after opening."

I did not know that! The things I learn... lol
 
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that just flew over your head
What's up with the mayo? It's from a sqeeze bottle. Although not sure how he is able to refrigerate it after opening?

Edit: I just googled it.

"Commercial bottled or squeeze-bottle mayonnaise does not strictly require refrigeration for food safety after opening."

I did not know that! The things I learn... lol
unless you're just playing ..

This is why we ❤ you, cat
 

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OK, now I'm motivated about mayo & prison.

There is a Mayo Prison in Florida. Mayo & Lemonade is "prison bleach blonde" formula. What else is there? :rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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